charmander

the act of lighting a woman's asshole on fire and then licking it

Jerry: Got my first date with Mariah tonight
Tyrell: Oh well you know what you gotta do

Jerry: Whats that?
Tyrell: You gotta charmander that ass homie!
Jerry: Clearly

by tryje December 3, 2011

Charmander

When you eat very spicy food and then lick someone's arsehole.

Are you ok?

No, Jeff ate a curry last night and then licked my arsehole during coitus, gave me the Charmander.

Now my arse is on fire!

by V.Near April 6, 2020

Cartmando

To enter a store and shop without using a shopping cart, and therefore requiring you to use every finger to carry your items.

That young fool has no cart. He totally going cartmando.

by Dorcus Kluck December 26, 2020

CarlRandi

Chutiya alag fucker

He was being a carlrandi

by Cyzzz July 5, 2023

Timothée Charmander

a creature with the face of timothée chalamet and body of a pokémon charmander.

“Aye bro did you see the Timothée Charmander in the woods last night?”

by el1ie October 17, 2020

Reverse Charmander

When your hands are full at night, so you carry a candle between your legs, near you crotch.

Oh your hands are full? Try doing the reverse Charmander!

by Nyrulisms May 25, 2021

Rusty Charmander

When some dude is getting all hot and sweaty with some girl on a cold evening, then she totally doesn't want his cold meat package in her puss. So she takes out a lighter and holds it up to her bumhole then backs that thing up next to his junk. Then she lets out a huge shart, allowing the steamy flamed up shards of poopoo warm up his cock for ultimate warm pleasure on the cold sexy night.

It was cold the other night because my heater broke, so my girl gave me a rusty charmander to warm me up

by cockmaster93 December 20, 2010