Charcoal Monkey

a woman who has eaten too much and can no longer walk. Instead, they are stuck living in bed, awaiting death by various mishaps like liver failure and sweet cakes.

"did you see that woman?"
"yeah dude shes a charcoal monkey."

by Moonshine Billy November 2, 2011

Characoal

A girl indenial of her huge breast.

Pam resembles a characoal.

by Steven October 4, 2004

Charcoal crotch

Any person with brown pubes.

If I'm a firecrotch, you're a charcoal crotch.

by Stupenzos October 6, 2013

charcoal peasant

Biggoted old fashioned term for Black person

I am stupid and racist and call fellow human beings charcoal peasants

by RighteousMitch March 13, 2014

Charcoal cum

Black mans semen

Man, I love charcoal cum

by Geewilly April 17, 2017

Charcoal chest

When you hit chest at the gym that hard that your chest starts turner from natural skin colour to a dark charcoal colour.

Mate , chest was quality yesterday ... ill need to show you how to get a heavy charcoal chest.

by Bonemasonary December 30, 2018

Charcoal Pony

Name for AN improv troupe in town. Members tend to migrate and hunt as a pack, maybe become hostile if offered tequilla.

Chad: Yo, did you hear that Charcoal Pony group had a show last night?
Karen: Yeah! I was there. Prudes didn't accept my suggestion of "porn".
Chad: Seriously? What jerks.

by The AwkwardTree February 29, 2020