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canning

To walk around with crushed drinks cans on one's feet. This is achieved by laying an empty can on its side and treading on its centre so that it wraps around the foot.

More specifically (and often with a suffixed "it"), the word can be used to refer to travelling down skate ramps, half pipes etc using one's cans, as the smooth metal footwear provides an ideal surface for fast passage.
I got this massive scrape up my arm from going arse over tit while canning it in the skate park wrecked last night.
by lyserge May 29, 2010
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Biscuit Canning

Slam your boner on the edge of a counter until it splits open and doubles in size. Kinda like leaving a hot dog on the grill too long...

Remember...girth is what it's worth.
Ended up biscuit canning myself because that hoe had birthed many children. Couldn't measure up till I biscuit canned my schlong.
by FarkMeRunning October 13, 2017
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Caining

To intake large amount of illegal narcotics, traditionally marijuana. To cain means to go above and beyond normal intakes to the amount that will physically challenge you and to do it at a fast pace.
"Jordan cains like a muvaf*ck"
"Right lads facny a caining session?"
"Ben was well cained, puking up solid jelly babies....."
by Garreth Hughes May 27, 2004
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canning

A form of hazing that involves throwing a lower classman into a garbage can to amuse Seniors and Juniors.
A group of Seniors finds a Freshman and picks him off his feet. They then precede to take said Freshman and throw him in the trash can, thus "canning" him. Generally this is accompanied by shouts of protest from the victim and laughter by everyone else.

Occasionally said hazing can result in a fist fight.

Origin: Terra Linda High School, Marin County.
by TLcruelty December 29, 2009
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canning carrots

the act of intercourse with more than one penis or toy in the same hole
She was shoving those dildos in like she was canning carrots.

She was canning carrots with 3 guys... how is that possible?
by the jerk with a twerk September 20, 2010
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Emma Canning

The inhabitants of Earth rarely see such a graceful beauty. She is known to entertain the gods with her grace, beauty and eloquence. With those lovely soft brown eyes of her she could make a shark hearts melt like butter. Those in the company of her often at times feel at peace and most of all feel loved.
She's as beautiful as emma canning
by mf- November 3, 2009
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canning

gerund form of 'to can.' Canning involves searching or rummaging through private trash sites, i.e. residential trash cans, business dumpsters, or abandoned buildings.
We were canning at this abandoned house and found these Harry Potter books.
by nicholas chiarella October 2, 2007
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