The fork cartel is a dangerous mob gang that has long been trying to force us to use dangerous forks when we eat our watermelons.
Bob: i almost used used a fork to eat water melon.
Tom Willot: DAAAAAAAMMMMNNNN YOU FORK CARTEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom Willot: DAAAAAAAMMMMNNNN YOU FORK CARTEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Get the Cartel del Moha mug.A catcel is an incel that adores everything cats. They can't stop talking about cats, telling people they should own cats, adopt cats, pet cats, feed cats, etc. They'll threadcrap in threads about dogs and litter them with their cat facts and other stupid shit about cats. Truly insufferable individuals.
Catcel: "Did someone mention dogs?? Let me bring up my cat for no reason at all. Cats > anything. Pet cats. Did I mention I loooooove cats??!? OMG Mr. Mittens is fucking adorableeeee!! FUCK DOGS! Cats are the best. Cats Rule! You have a dog?? Why not get a cat instead!!!"
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Get the Catcel mug.The Gulf Cartel is one of the oldest and most powerful of Mexico’s criminal groups but has lost territory and influence in recent years to its rivals, including its former enforcer wing, the Zetas.
The Gulf Cartel is one of Mexico’s most storied, wealthy and established operations. Working with Colombian suppliers, this group moves drugs north from its stronghold in Tamaulipas, and is known to outsource other activities, especially those related to human trafficking, to local “enforcer” gangs. Its one-time boss, Osiel Cárdenas Guillén, was considered the country’s most powerful underworld leader at one point, and its enforcers, the Zetas, Mexico’s most feared gang.
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Get the Gulf Cartel mug.The Juárez Cartel is responsible for smuggling tons of narcotics from Mexico into the United States throughout its long and turbulent history, and the group’s intense rivalry with the Sinaloa Cartel helped turn Juárez into one of the most violent places in the world.
Despite recent news reports, the Juárez Cartel remains one of the most powerful criminal organizations in Mexico and the region. Small cells carry out different types of operations ranging from transportation and distribution of drugs; gangs, mostly in the north, act as the enforcement wing and are involved in human trafficking and kidnapping operations.
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person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!
Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.
Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.
Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.
El chapo: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.
Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.
Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.
El chapo: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
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