iroquois canoe

When you inject heroin through the urethra.

Yo bring a needle tonight and we can shoot some Iroquois Canoes.
Isn't that gay?
Not in the reservation it's not.

by showmethemknees February 2, 2015

Potato Cannon

About 20 dollars of PVC and a grill ignitor put together to launch a potato at high speeds in excess of 300 feet. Sounds like a gunshot. Typicly made by bored, immature teenagers, but is incredibly fun to create/play with. If you shoot a potato it'll scare the shit out of everyone within 500 feet of you.

Last friday night some nerdy freshmen made a potato cannon and shot my front door. I then went outside and ran them over in my ford bronco.

by ThE GaMe!!! July 16, 2009

Tadpole Cannon

Your penis when used for ejaculatory puposes. Your tadpoles (sperm) are generally shot from your cannon into the toad hole (vagina). Abbreviated TPC.

Man, I totally fired my Tadpole Cannon in her toad hole.

My Tadpole Cannon kinda burns after all of the toad hole I got this weekend, do you think I have somthing?

I need to reload my tadpole cannon, I am out of ammo after spending the weekend in the swamp.

I need to keep my tadpole cannon holstered.

by Three Chauches October 18, 2006

Canon Event

An event in someone's life that must happen, in order to keep the balance of the multiverse and a development in their storyline. If you happen to change or distrupt it, the multiverse will collapse.

"Hey, i saw Jhon's girl with another man! should we tell him?"

"Nah man, it's his canon event!"

by anjinglah June 6, 2023

Douche Canoe

An individual who insists on causing the rest of the earth as much pain as possible; A chap so arrogant and twattish that they have almost no choice but to fuck you over whenever possible.

*Car drives through large puddle, drenching a child*

Child: "Pickles, what a complete Douche Canoe that old chap is!"

by FretWizard February 2, 2014

simuel canon

When two Italian boys get together in a Philosophy high school TV show against all odds.

Bro, simuel canon, bro.
Yes! Starting today, simuel canon.

by mercifuil September 17, 2023

Cannon Hinnat

Cannon Hinnant was a five-year-old American boy from Wilson, North Carolina. On August 9, 2020, he bicycled onto his next-door neighbor's property. The neighbor, Darius Sessoms, a black 25-year-old man, allegedly shot the boy at point-blank range at 5:30 pm. At the time, Hinnant was playing outside with his two older sisters. He was taken to Wilson Medical Center where he died from his injuries. The motive for the shooting is unknown. Sessoms was arrested within 24 hours and subsequently charged with first-degree murder.

Hinnant's funeral occurred on August 13, 2020. A GoFundMe page created by his family has raised over $690,000.

Did you hear about Cannon Hinnat?
Yeah the uncalled for murder that nobodys talking about?
Yep

by ImRed6000 August 21, 2020