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when a cat becomes one of the weird cats that seems to know human language and can predict actions of its owners and guests.

pete: i wish that cat wasnt so creepy, steve...
Steve: Pete, its gone catnoid, it knows humans now...
Pete: i really hope it stops looking right where ill be!

catnoid by magnolialeaf July 8, 2010

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catnoir

A person who loves an a masked person that they have worked with for a long time and are still trying to get them to like them.

My friend is such a catnoir 🤫🐱🥲 .

catnoir by MIRACULOUS _ LADYBUG _ LOVER May 20, 2021

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catnoirsexual

Only feels sexual attraction towards Cat Noir or Adrien Agreste.

person: hey I really like you...
you: sorry I’m catnoirsexual-
person: your what?

catnoirsexual by Cat Noirs wifey<3 January 7, 2021

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catnoir

the most Rejectfull guy on earth.

“I like you as a friend.” -Catnoir

catnoir by vvbearzz May 20, 2021

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Catnoirhawkmothsexual

You are only attracted to cat noir and hawk moth you may also be attracted to Gabriel Agreste and Adrien Agreste

Hey I like you-
Sorry I’m catnoirhawkmothsexual

Catnoirhawkmothsexual by Catnoirhawkmothsexual vibes February 26, 2021

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catnoirlovr

the best tiktoker ever and they are pretty and cool and funny and yeah and they are pretty and cool and funny and nice yes this was made by catnoirlovr what about it

catnoirlovr is so funny 🥺🥺

catnoirlovr by catnoirlovr September 3, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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