catpissed

When some hoe mark her territory up in front of everyone. i.e. flopping her ass down on a dude's lap at a party so other bitches know what's up.

Yo that bitch Andrea just flopped all over Devon's lap to make a point. Looks like he just got catpissed.

by Dopplepopolous April 11, 2016

Capfished

When Amazon caps the volumes on its routes to make them seem smaller, but actually increases the load.

We had a snowstorm move in, and Amazon capfished our DSP- everyone ended up having even more packages.

by Amazondriver1 February 13, 2021

Carfished

The act of being deceived in a car add as to the quality of the car, much like catfished.

He said the car was perfect, but after seeing it in person we were definitely carfished.

by Almostoverlanding March 11, 2021

catshished

When two people talking about jacksepticeye’s coffee announcement that looks like a pregnancy can’t spell for shit. You proceed to look it up on urban dictionary and it doesn’t exist. It was supposed to be catfish, now it’s just an inside joke.

“How are you not gonna think that? He catshished us.”

by VeryTallSagittarius October 6, 2021

Carfished

When you order an Uber or Lyft expecting to see a nice car, but a beat up car pulls up! Or the vice versa.

Expecting a ugly car, but a cute car pulls up.

Me: Dude, this is not the car from the picture… Your car is way cooler!

Cute Asian driver: bro! I get that all the time.

Me: dude, you carfished me…

Cute Asian driver. Never heard of that before, add that to Urban Dictionary!

Or…..

Me: dude. This car is beat up!

Driver: it gets me where I need to go, but obviously you too, since you called an Uber.

Me: the App says it’s a 2020 RAV4… am I being carfished?

Driver: you can walk. *engine stops* Bro! Can you help me push?

Me: dude, it’s the 1 star for me!

by justice luv October 18, 2021

Catfisherman

A cat fisherman is a person who targets species of catfish when fishing purposefully.
They often use stink bait, cit bait,or live bait.

I went fishing today with a catfisherman named catfish Dave

by Bottle Bobbers tm February 20, 2022

Cutfished

When your barber is lowkey a makeup artist and paints on your hairline so when you take a shower it washes off and leaves you with a completely different haircut than you had leaving the barbershop.

Des: “I need a new barber, mine cutfished me 3 times.”
Elvis: “But your hair looks fine”
Des: “That’s not the point, it’s the principle. I feel lied to every time I leave the barbershop.”

by Ankle monitor September 14, 2022