catstody

custody of a pet cat

When we ended our engagement, we agreed upon joint catstody of our cat.

by naruja November 3, 2008

Catacoochie

Another way to call someone a pussy or scaredy-cat

Shut up you catacoochie

by Jeff im your dad October 19, 2019

casatopia

The communal home where best friends will ultimately reside together in their golden years.

The friends will vote to determine whether their future casatopia will view the Pacific or the Atlantic.

by ohiostateannie November 25, 2021

Catalog dating

Another term for online dating. Swipe left, swipe right...

We met catalog dating. Ok cupid was our catalog site.

by 1love4life October 26, 2017

Cattoggio

A very italian last name that, when heard, instantly gives people orgasms, male or female.

Guy #1: What's your name?
Guy #2: Joe Cattoggio.

Everyone in room: *MOAN*
Guy #1: I'm gonna go grab a towel.

by PoopOnIt43 July 5, 2009

Catapostrophe

The catastrophic misuse of the apostrophe.

I saw several catapostrophes today, including:
Bermuda is well-know for it's fine weather.
New Jersey Potatoe's.
Video's for hire.

by Richard English October 26, 2009

catatonic

One who does not respond to external stimuli, for example through the senses. You could shoot a catatonic in the foot and they would not notice.

Very few people can ever achieve complete catatonic status. Those who do rarely recover, resulting in pain and untold suffering for the victim's family.

Keanu Reeves is a catatonic. His family must be counselled properly.

"Just stand next to Carrie-Ann and we'll do the rest!"

"Um.... I am The One!"

by Comrade Dmitri March 12, 2004