Calamaridenki

A random loud person who sounds like tsuyu asui, who also has pretty good edits. She also makes the most random shit ever.

You like calamari? Nah, I like CALAMARIDENKI ❤️

by user7393738182737 May 24, 2021

Calamari

A type of Shrimp From Squids or a Sack of very sticky ink. It’s VERY rare and can be found INSIDE a Squid. To find it you need to TAKE A SQUID TO YOUR HOUSE and kill it with a knife. If you find a rare glowing Squid to take to your house, you can kill it to get glowing Calamari. In a video game called “MINECRAFT” both of those Creatures are in the game. It’s VERY cool if you find it.

There’s some CALAMARI!

by A DINOSAUR’S slave November 12, 2022

dirty calamari

The object of much veneration and derision as well, the anus. Also known as the rosebud, balloon knot, starfish, brown eye, back door, and many other terms.

Jimmy loved the taste of Jane's dirty calamari and rimmed her every chance he got.

by NavyRhino June 1, 2018

Floppy Calamari

When you stick a firework in your urethra and it explodes, proceeding to look like a peeled banana.

“Jason put a firework in his penis and made a floppy calamari out of it.”

by Crackston June 6, 2021

Rocky Mountain Calamari

Deep-fried and battered foreskins.

You want some Rocky Mountain Calamari to go with those Rocky Mountain Oysters?

by pdxsasquatch August 26, 2023

calamari resleeve

When an anus has been so damaged by sexual congress it has to be replaced with a peice of calamari transplanted into the spincter.

that sluts ass has been pounded so much she needs a calamari resleeve

by onewhteshoe April 16, 2009

calamari

Since calamari is often described as "rubber meat," calamari can be used as a sexual innuendo referring to a blow job while wearing a condom.

She looked pretty hungry, but her mouth was pretty nasty, so I opted for the calamri.

by shrooks January 24, 2005