Cat Funt

A term used to describe a tubby person.

"I hope cat funt is going to the wreck today."
"That boy Martin is a cat funt"

by Martinlovesfood December 14, 2019

Cat Fisting

The act of putting your arm in a swamp in the hopes of attracting a catfish to attach itself to your fist so that you can later eat it (usually performed by rednecks) after performing this act it is not unusual for the participant's hands to be bloodied

Jim- Why is your arm so scratched up?
Jeff- I was cat fisting.

by Landon Morehead December 17, 2008

cat facts

A really annoying prank where people call/text you and tell you a random fact about cats every 30 minutes. It's impossible to unsubscribe.

1: Thanks for signing up for Cat Facts! You will now receive fun daily facts about CATS! >o<
2: What the hell is this
1: Did you know that in Ancient Egypt killing a cat was a crime punishable by death? To cancel receiving Cat Facts, say <679254824hx8g4nbytN86t9687O>
2: 679254824hx8g4nbytN86t9687O
2: cancel
1: <Command not recognized.> Cats have 32 muscles that control their outer ear! Did you hear that? To cancel receiving cat facts, say <jyug6gbG9IUBtfTp98hYUTgf6970hbyuG78>
2: jyug6gbG9IUBtfTp98hYUTgf6970hbyuG78
2: STOP
1: <Command not recognized.> Did you know that the first cat show was held in 1871 at the crystal palace in London? Mee-wow! >o<
2: SHUT UP
1: <Command not recognized.> Please prove that you are human by completing the following sentence: Your favorite animal is the (blank.)
2: Dog.
1: INCORRECT. Your favorite animal is the cat. You will continue to receive Cat Facts every <hour>
1: Did you know that there are about 100 distinct breeds of domestic cat? Plenty of furry love. To cancel receiving Cat Facts, say <djrgfyy078rh486tYUHB67r9879Ohotf5OP98g>
2: djrgfyy078rh486tYUHB67r9879Ohotf5OP98g
1: You really want to cancel? Are you kitten me? Please confirm you are human by completing the following sentence: Your favorite animal is the (blank.)
2: cat.
1: INCORRECT. You said your favorite animal is the <dog.> You will continue to receive fun <hourly> facts.

by just a random british girl July 25, 2016

cat fetish

you have a fetish of fucking cats, or things that look like cats.

Studly Cat 1: MEOW
Whorish Slut Cat 2: Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Studly Cat 1: Meow meow, meeeeowww! purr purr
Whorish Slut Cat 2: Purr meow purr purr.

<cat fetish sex>

by MEOWTH June 12, 2012

Cat Food

A woman who desires to get married but never does so instead gets a cat. She leads a lonely life and dies alone in her house. Because she has no one in her life, no one notices she is missing from daily life. Her cat begins to starve so it begins to eat her to stay alive.

If my boss doesn't find a man soon she is going to end up cat food.

by Stephen February 15, 2005

Cat Flaps

The under belly of all cats. There are usually two distinct flaps between their back left and right legs. They are noticeable while strolling. They usually become larger as the cat gets older and/or fatter.

Caroline fed her young cat Seymour so frequently that his cat flaps eventually became so large that they dragged on the floor whilst walking.

by planetsleeep January 28, 2010

Cat Fuck

The act of pinning your partner face down, buns up whilst mounting from behind pressing the face down into the bed, ground, carpet, rug, sofa, etc... Just like an alley cat bones his mate. Howling and unrecognizable noises are encouraged in order to wake the neighbors!

I got home after a particularly long day at the office, walked into my house and cat fucked my girl without warning.

by Shav Glephic January 24, 2018