mastribate

when one strokes the wand, ie. jerk off!

I am going to find some real porn on this computer and mastribate to it.

by jerkoff March 8, 2003

castigate

verb. a popular combination of castrate and investigate.

Your girlfriend is going to be so pissed you didn't call her back, she's going to castigate you!!!

by PirateK April 1, 2010

casturbate

verb. the act of pleasuring oneself with a broken arm.

I had to casturbate today,I couldn't take it anylonger.

by Jdisco September 7, 2013

casturbate

Casting porn from your tiny phone/tablet to your giant TV screen via a streaming device (Chromecast, AppleTV, Roku, Fire Stick, etc.)

Babe, I can't see that on your tiny iPhone5 screen, casturbate it!

by NotFunny_JustWrong May 23, 2016

cyber-castrated

The act of being censored or banned on a message board.

He was cyber-castrated that's why he's not replying to your post.

by Graybeard1952 October 5, 2010

casturbate

masturbating with a cast on, or using your hand with out the cast on to masturbate

Casturbate

by room440 December 13, 2010

cattributes

When a cat owner demonstrates feline characteristics. >Mrow<

What's up with Susie lately, she's displaying far more cattributes than usual.

by Soupertrendy September 20, 2016