Casper Index

The Casper index is the law of logarithmic scale to determine how white someone is.

Wow that kid is so white he looks like Casper the ghost he must be a 10 on the Casper index

by EnglishPlague May 5, 2021

Caspered

Similar to getting ghosted but by a friend. So a friend disappearing on you. Not a tinder match that ya thought you might’ve married. A friend you’ve know for a long time.

I asked my friend to a picnic to have a beer or wine and laugh at the old days since we hadn’t seen each other in 15 years. Then she straight up poofed, fucking Caspered me bc of my tone! My fkn tone in messenger ffs!

by E Rawk June 29, 2021

Flaccid Casper

When one manages to cum with a flaccid penis

Dave: "how was the date?"
Jack: "horrible. She gave me a flaccid Casper."

by SilverBackJames23 August 26, 2013

casper cock block

The action of cock blocking someone who has no chance at getting the girl anyways.

Sunny decided to casper cock block Alex the Douche. Even though Sunny is a dick for cock blocking, it was funny.

by SunnyPaFuckingtel September 28, 2008

Cashmere sweater

cashmere sweater: The act of having good sex with someone you're not dating.

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cashmere tuxedo: The act of having THE BEST sex with someone you're not dating.

cashmere gloves: the act of getting a hand job from someone you're not dating

cashmere suit: the act of having OK sex with someone you're not dating

cashmere fruit basket: the act of having sex with multiple people you're not dating in the same day

craig: i just got a cashmere sweater from amanda!

justin: so what i got a cashmere tuxedo from her two days ago

craig: nice!

by brave31 December 18, 2010

Caspering

The art of ghosting someone in a friendly way. When you don't have the heart to full on ghost them, so you start cutting and reducing all interactions until they take the hint and give up.

Take forever to reply and only give short responses that can't lead to further conversation.

Similar to gas-lighting but without the intention of possible future interaction. Letting someone down gently.

Friend: how did it go with that girl

You: she's nice but I don't want to see her again so I'm caspering her til she takes the hint

by JasperTheFriendlyHost December 10, 2019

Cashmere High School

A dogshit school in Christchurch that teach a bunch of fat retards with no fucking friends. 98% of students are crackheads who beg for canteen money coz they got the munchies.

Shout a snake g
Cones at Cashmere High School later ?

by fukk_kunt September 5, 2019