Mexican cartwheel

When you get stabbed in the poop shoot by a bull and make a full 360 before hitting the ground again.

Did you see Pedro when he did that Mexican cartwheel last week!?

by tentsquatawa October 6, 2009

Dirty Cartwheel

When you do a one handed cartwheel past someone, and during this you:

1.Ejaculate

2.Vomit

3. Deficate

all three of these must be completed at exactly the same time to acomplish the dirty cartwheel. Although you don't need to do one while going past someone, you can simply do it for the relief.

Wow...I would never be acrobatic enough to pull off a dirty cartwheel on someone.

Man I felt the biggest relief in my entire life after I did a dirt cartwheel...it's like I'm 10 pounds lighter.

by kiribayashi March 3, 2008

Irish Cartwheel

An Irish Cartwheel is when you go out with your buddies to the bar and you, and or one of them adopt a Irish accent for the night to pick up females. Can be done solo with much practice.

Oh shit, there's that girl I pulled the Irish Cartwheel on last night.

by Cartwheeling March 2, 2010

cartwheeling

what happens when u take the drug and u can’t help but cartwheeling. it is often used by the popo to catch out illegal drug takers, as they can’t stop themselves from cartwheeling everywhere.

wheeler = person who does the cartwheeling.

“I did so many cartwheels last night i felt like I reached the sky”
Cartwheeling can be defined as Drug Taking With Style

by aBigClotpole November 11, 2021

Cartwheeld

When someone is so wrong in what they have done that you backhand them so hard the force cartwheels them .

I gave him the chance to be honest but he looked me in the eyes & lied so i cartwheeld him .

by The Scottsman McClure November 16, 2022

Cartwheel

The act of contracting smallpox, while simultaneously jumping off the Empire State Building.

“I’ll do a century (Century), as long as you do a cartwheel.

by Defnotacult August 1, 2023

steamy cartwheel

A person standing up takes hold of another person upside down in the standing 69 position. Both people move their heads as close to the other anus as possible before taking a shit and attempting a cartwheel.

Joe: "Garry you fancy being upside down this time in the steamy cartwheel"
Garry: "Only if we are quick, it isn't comfortable"

by Bowlzzz April 3, 2016