carson

carson is a term used to describe a guy with no life. he spends all of his time jerking off because he will never get a girl. his eyebrows were inspired by a catapillar.

wow look at that carson, what an awful person

by carsona May 20, 2016

carson

A boy who's annoying, rude, and says bad words all the time! Don't ever date a boy named Carson.

Ewwww your dating a Carson!

by Kaleighsid December 29, 2016

carson

Carson is a Jew that gets assed fucked bye his girls 24 inch dildo well he eats burgers and had cream cheese on his face

Carson was bent over with 24 inches inside him well eating cream cheese

by suckit123456 January 15, 2018

carson

irrelivant

oh wow. look it’s “carson”. wow so irrelivant.

by Guildford Kid June 3, 2019

carsonism

The belief and worship of Carson and his holy beliefs.

I believe in carsonism.

by Aress Carol Emjee August 20, 2018

Carson

A boy you’ll like easily. He could be mean and rude sometimes but he will change his attitude later on. He’ll make you smile when he walks in a room and he’s funny. If your sad then he’ll be there to cheer you up. He will mess with your head and flirt with your friends sometimes but you’ll still like him. If you have a Carson in your life then be his best friend and if you like him tell him or he’ll ask someone out. Never break up with him or your stupid and you’ll regret it because he’s perfect. He is everything you’ll need funny,caring,daring,bit rude and mean,nice, and cute .

Best friend: hey is he new?
You: yeah, he’s cute!
Bestie: he’s such a Carson!
You:how?
Bestie:his smile, he’s cute,and funny
You:how do you know?
Bestie: cause of his looks.

by Person on this website March 4, 2018

Carson

The guy that steals all the mints and cheese its

Bro 'bout to eat some cheese it's.

Shit they ran out
Carson

by Stove_PhD February 16, 2019