Crunching

Saving money in the Credit Crunch. Fucking Buzzwords...

A: You coming out tonight?
S: No mate - im crunching.
A: Dickhead.

by GingerBastard1 February 5, 2009

crunching

to be a major tool, fag, queer

a cruncher is a person who wears hair gel cut off tshirts and flatbilled hats on backwords, and can always be found wearing oversized glasses.

brent, look at that cruncher, what a faggot. he thinks he's crunching but he's just gay.

by crunch hater 45 July 7, 2009

crunching

To get crunked around lunch time

theres a rough crunching seshion going down at fuell's....bbq with a side of keg stands.

by fuell December 28, 2005

Crunching one off

A much better way of saying taking a shit or pooping

So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...

by Wiserthantoast June 14, 2018

Crunching

The act of putting cornflakes inside your foreskin and having a wank, then eat the now mixed cereal out of your foreskin. This is exclusive for europeans.

guy 1: Yo, you crunching later?
guy 2: of course bro! Its soooo good

by Jobama The Cumlord September 4, 2020

Time Crunching

Time crunching is when you chug a bottle of couch syrup, and see how many times you can masturbate before you pass out!

Has anybody seen John? Yeah he's passed out, he was Time Crunching. Anna walked in the room and said it was a disgusting mess!

by Rockedupmotha September 11, 2010

Critter Crunching

Raping in the anal region. Sometimes by a group of people.
In the popular game critter crunch, after you defeat another player, a crowd of small animals attack and appear to gang rape the helpess avatar. after the dust clears the avatar is seen twitching on the ground and is covered in dust and what appears to be semen.

He was subjected to critter crunching on his first day in prison

by Pedroelmo October 8, 2010