Carnival Face

Someone who has a very disfigured face, is very unattractive, and looks like they give out goldfish if you throw a ball into a glass. Or if they work at McDonald's.

"Hey Carl, I was fucking this chick doggystyle, and she turned around, and WOAH, carnival face."

by A Lanz March 31, 2009

Carnola

The dried up food crumbs, dirt and boogers commonly found between seat creases and console crevices in automobiles. Collectively referred to as "carnola."

When the soccer mom retrieved her cell phone from underneathe the mini-van passenger seat, it was covered covered in carnola.

by Ridgmar April 7, 2011

Carnivorism

The practice of indulging in a diet strictly consiting of meat and animal based products. Carnivores typically abstain from eating products derived from the exploitation of fruits and vegatables.

Billy: I recently began practicing carnivorism after viewing a graphic documentary on the exploitation of plants such as fruits and vegetables.

Joe: That's inspiring man, you're a real hero.

by CouchPotato2019 September 2, 2018

swimming carnival

when your mate (guy) gets a bit too excited at the all boys school swimming carnival

did you see that guy at the swimming carnival?

by urbandictary July 29, 2019

Carnivale

HBO drama set during the Great Depression which follows a travelling carnival throughout the southwestern US. Also focuses on a demonic preacher in California. with whom one carnie will eventually meet in the final battle of good v. evil. Five-stars for intelligent storyline, cinematography and creepitude.

I watch Carnivale every week because I'm ever so special.

by CPatch January 31, 2005

Carnival

To insert ones ballsack in the butthole of a juggelete

I carnivaled this chick yesterday

by Poor college student April 14, 2014

Carnival of Fuckupery

A Carnival of Fuckupery is celebration of High Order Douchebaggery. Simply put, an individual, or more commonly, individuals, are douching it up to such an extreme extent that there is nothing you can do to control the situation. And why would you want to do that? It will all come crashing down sooner rather than later, so crack a beer open some chips and settle in for the shitshow.

The mixing of Ketamine, whiskey and borderline Down Syndrome almost universally results in a Carnival of Fuckupery.

by BJ Himself February 3, 2009