carbivore

a vegetarian that does not eat vegetables, only carbs.

i dont eat vegetables even though i am a vegetarian. i eat mostly carbs, so therefore i am a carbivore.

by natasha g. January 6, 2009

CARNIVORE

1. An internet monitoring device that operates by catching bits and pieces of data sent from one internet user to another and then reassembling them for the FBI to examine.
The FBI's controversial Carnivore spy system, which has been renamed DCS1000, is a specially configured Windows computer designed to sit on an Internet provider's network and monitor electronic communications. To retrieve the stored data, an agent stops by to pick up a removable hard drive with the information that the Carnivore system was configured to record.
2. An obsessive individual that seeks total control in a relationship by networking your social circle and monitoring your communications.
3. An animal that gets food from killing and eating other animals. The social behavior of a carnivore indicates the potential for information transfer and social learning among the species.

1. Santa Claus does't need the Carnivore spy system, he already knows who's been naughty or nice!
2. She broke up with the carnivore because she was a free spirit that valued her privacy far more than she valued a relationship with him.
3. The lioness made a meal of the carnivore that stumbled on her pride.

by Summer 2 November 30, 2006

carnivore

Aside a meateater, Carnivore is a New York thrash metal band leaded by Pete Steele from Type O Negative. Its the band that he was in before he formed Repulsion which turned into Type O Negative. They are a complete opposite of Type O, with fast songs, with the most hateful lyrics ever that are either political or a vision of a post-apocalyptic warrior. They released "Carnivore" album in 1985 and "Retaliation" in 1987.

Typical Carnivore lyrics:
"I eat the brains from my enemy heads
And I proudly wear their scalps!"

by crazydude1992 February 7, 2009

carnivore

A being that does not require dietary supplement pills in its diet because animal products provide the bulk of the nutrition.

I'm glad I have a carnivore's instinct because I know I won't have to take twelve herbal supplement pills for each time I have a hamburger or a steak or a rack of ribs.

by hmmm August 10, 2003

Carbivore

A carbivore /ˈkɑrbɪvɔər/ meaning 'carb eater' (Latin, carb meaning 'carbohydrate' and vorare meaning 'to devour') is an organism that derives its energy and nutrient requirements from a diet consisting mainly or exclusively of starches, such as french fries, cereals, breads, pasta, candy, jams and desserts. Animals that depend solely on starches for their nutrient requirements are considered obese. A carbivore that sits at the top of the foodchain is an obese SOB, or fat bastard.

Regina: "I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all-carb diet. GOD Karen you're so stupid!"

Regina, is considered a carbivore.

by brokent June 2, 2014

carnivore187

Ending a relationship with an obsessive individual who seeks total control in the relationship by networking your social circle and monitoring your communications.

She is a free spirit that values her privacy far more than she values a relationship with him, so she did a carnivore187 on his ass.

by Summer 2 December 8, 2006

Carnibore

A tedious person with a bigoted attitude to those who don't eat meat. Typically they reveal themselves with an asinine joke involving the word 'bacon' at meal times.

There's usually at least one Carnibore at every function. Best to flush them out early so you don't have to sit next to them. "What's the Veggie option?" usually does the trick.

by Stevepos December 19, 2014