Cardinal Fitness

A rapidly growing fitness club located primarily in Northwest Indiana and the Chicagoland area. With a flat rate of $19.95 a month with a small sign up fee, Cardinal's prices give you the basic equipment you need to get in shape for a price that blows away its large competitors (e.g. XSport, Bally's, YMCA). Another upside of Cardinal Fitness is that you can workout without having to see sweaty euro-trash douchebags wearing white jeans and express graphic tees to the gym.

Dan: Dude let's sign up to Xsport for the summer.
Mike: And pay $90 more to workout in an overcrowded gym with outdated equipment while listening to the latest shitty techno remix? I'm going to Cardinal Fitness.

by Razmatazz42 June 16, 2009

carbicle

The outside salesman's office on wheels, his cubicle in a car. Where his work (cell) phone, file cabinet (milk crate) and refrigerator (cooler) are often located.

" Mrs. Cashonly, I left your purchase agreement back in my carbicle which is currently in your parking lot".

by Will Walkon January 20, 2012

cardinal c the nazi

Masculine Name: A cardinal c the nazi is a first class moron you promote in a big box environment in view to obtain results. A cardinal c the nazi will rule his regime like fake hitler, while getting rid of people with the most modern methodology, by dismissing them with or without cause (Please Note: His emphasis is on dismissals without cause as he does not have the skills nor the potential to pick up a law book, nor did he ever had the opportunity to do his college best where they just opened the door for him - like they would at DeVry).

The best way to avoid a cardinal c the nazi is by staying in school, and getting an education promptly, higher than college preferably.

Boss: In the office now!

Clerk: What now boss?

Boss: I was told you destroyed a computer. You will now get out of my store, you will not pass go, you will not get to claim your $200 which is your Statutory pay and your employment insurance! You are OUT!

Clerk: you fucking cardinal c the nazi - HOW DARE YOU!? How do you sleep at night? How is your dead grandmother doing????!

by CanYouHandleDaTruth January 5, 2014

Nose Cardio

Cocaine

I'm beat, i did a ton of nose cardio last night.

by kale1040 December 16, 2010

Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school

A school that was designed by someone with no brain, has classes in the hall, makes the cooking class cook for the cafeteria, has no actual cafeteria or stage, decided to start a rap battle club even though they're losing money and are somehow proud of how shit they are

"We, Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school, are proud to say that someone said our school looks like a mall"
"Wtf"

by WhyamIhere2 November 26, 2019

cardio bunny

a fine female specimen found near elliptical, treadmill, stair-stepper, or other calorie burning equipment. usually finely attired in roll-up shorts, sorostitute mixer shirts, and nike shox.

Dr. Swole pwned that cardio bunny on the elliptical.

by Billy Bong Thorton September 18, 2005

carding

The act of obtaining someone else's credit card information, by either wordtrashing/word which hardly works anymore, or hacking an online store, or simply looking at someone else's card and writing down it's number and exp. date. Once the card info is obtained the person doing the carding will usually have a drop point (an empty house or building) and have the items ordered with the credit card shipped there to make the whole act pretty untraceable.

I'm carding a phat new laptop computer.

by Phender August 5, 2003