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carnist

Intended and coined by vegans as a pejorative term for those who consume a meat-based or meat-heavy diet, subsequently adopted as a badge of honor by some of those it targeted. Related to carnivore. Often paired with bloodmouthed for emphasis.
The bloodmouthed carnist lifestyle is definitely not animal-friendly; you don't kill and eat your friends.
by Werehatrack May 21, 2014
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Carnist

Someone who works the carnival, as a career, or someone studying carnivalology.

This word is not about meat, aside from the plant eaters mistakenly using the word in a redundant fashion it ONLY refers to Carnivals and their workings.
This clown is a carnist as he spent his entire career in the carnival.
by purple hippo September 27, 2018
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Carnist

A term applied to people who eat meat, usually by vegetarians attempting to feel superior
Moonchild: "UH! You're eating animal flesh?! What are you, a Carnist?"
Dave: "Uh, nope. Just eating a balanced diet of steak and vegetables."
Moonchild: "Civilised societies don't NEED to eat meat."
Dave: "Civilised societies don't NEED to be condescending either. Ghandi was a vegan, and he tried to change the world by being a humble example, not a smug, whiny twat. Besides, I eat all natural food, you eat vegetables and a bunch of pills. We're not meant to sustain ourselves with pills from a bottle."
Moonchild: "Murderer!"
Dave: "You're right. Prepare to die and be eaten."
by JK Trolling April 16, 2014
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Carnist

The word carnist was originally used to describe people who work their careers in the carnival, and was appropriated by the vegan scourge as a redundant descriptor for normal omnivorous society as a sad cry to garnish unhealthy attention.

The term was first coined by Bobo the Clown in 1880's New Orleans.

The term was first appropriated in 2001 as a result of poor, lazy editing on a book regarding vegan nonsense.

It is also not a recognized real word and due to its redundancy in the English language will never at any point in time be accepted as a proper word at all anywhere.

#MeatTerrorist is widely used as a hashtag to discredit the fake vegan hipster douchebag community as they so tightly deserve.

Help save a carniat today, spend $50 on a cheap stuffed animal for your kids today.
Jonny the clown was a carnist, as his entire career was in the carnival.
by Jesus Devil September 30, 2018
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Cardestrian

Another species on our roads other than cyclists that are under the illusion that it is ok to take up a whole lane going at 25km/h or slower. These are called "Cardestrians". They are basically a pedestrian in theory who believe they are a vehicle. These poor creatures believe they are entitled to take up a whole lane of a road, street, car park or drive through without a care in the world. Unfortunately, the $500 excess for their insurance won't cover death in a hospital as they will be dead from the vehicle impact from a Car, truck or Semi. Unless the "Cardestrian" weighs in excess of 500 kilos and can travel up to 110km/h, they are urged to stay to the paths they were given by the state government and local councils. Their wish, in due course, is to become a fully fledged Toyota Hylux.
"Is that an over-obsessed Pokemon player with a distinct lack of direction and care?? No, they are too old, must be another delusional Cardestrian."

"Oh look, that Cardestrian is breaking the 100km/h freeway speed limit!! And here is that bacon shower that was forecasted by the Beaurau of meteorology."
by Lacrajo August 4, 2016
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Carnisthetic

Carnival aesthetic. Can include images and audio that evoke the feeling of a vintage carnival.
This vintage freak show photo gives off a nice carnisthetic vibe.
by LovelessAsura September 25, 2019
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Carrist

A person who hates on cars based on their sound in relation to the price.
Jordan is such a carrist he thinks my Corolla has no right to be loud.
by Shiba_Jun_Jun April 2, 2021
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