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Code 3 Captain Crunch

When you jizz into your pants so much that they get crusty and break
“I had a Code 3 Captain Crunch last weekend and had to throw out my pants”
by Jyfsdbpa July 16, 2023
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Captain Morgan Crunch

Captain Crunch + Captain Morgan(as milk)
i.e. "The best way to start your morgen"
Captain Morgan Crunch: It's like a party in my mouth and everyone vomited.
by dstrbdchld1328 March 31, 2009
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Captain Crunch

The worst head a man could possibly get. The name explains itself.
Bruh i asked her for some schlop but she gave me some Captain Crunch instead
by Garfibromyalgia November 21, 2021
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Captain Crunch

by Chocolate Fish June 26, 2021
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Captain Crunch

When drunk people fall down or get messed up in their drunken state.
*drunk person trips over curb and smokes face on parking meter*
Joe - "Wow, that dude just captain crunched!"
by OSO_LOCO January 21, 2021
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Captain Crunch

Highly dangerous statue, capable of extremely fast movement when not being observed. Snaps necks, making a ‘crunch’ sound. Commonly known as SCP-173.
D Class 1: Oh shit, it’s Captain Crunch! Keep your eyes on it!
D Class 2: Blinking!
Captain Crunch snaps D Class 2’s neck.
D Class 2: CRUNCH!
by Natquik May 24, 2020
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Captain Crunch

When a man takes a rather large dump.
Buddy is in there dropping a Captain Crunch
by Dlancelot December 19, 2017
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