One Week Anniversary

What 13-year-olds perceive as the best day of their lives and they think it's the next step to marriage. They're ready to maul their one-week-long boyfriend's boner.

Shanghai: OMG I can't believe it's been one week with bae!!! I love you so much <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Tokyo: OMG want to cum ovur and celebrate with some friends? :):):):):):):) Happy one week anniversary!
Logical Person: Fuck you both, you're both fucking stupid. You're 0-years-old and think you're the coolest person. Stop looking for attention you asshole.

by MoonShark July 21, 2016

Anniversary

A yearly occuring date that is very special to a couple. The time of year to show your effection and love to your devoted partner.

Guy: Happy anniversary Shanleigh Sevenster. Girl: Naaaww , I love you babes.

by Someonethatthinksyouarespecial June 17, 2014

silver anniversary

The 25th anniversary of something. It is called the silver anniversary because the traditional anniversary gift for a marriage lasting 25 years is silver.

My aunt and uncle has been married for 25 years. They recently celebrated their silver anniversary.

by some punk kid September 6, 2005

cloniversary

the anniversary (applies to weekly, monthly, and yearly) of biscuit and gravy’s cloning incident

“That would make it the 4-week cloniversary”
“Why do I like the word ‘cloniversary’ so much?”

by catherinie March 30, 2022

hy-manniversary

When a woman celebrates the anniversary of when she busted her hymen having sex the first time.

Today is my hy-manniversary and marks the tenth year of being sexually active.

by shXtacy May 12, 2016

Heartbreak Anniversary

The curse that will haunt you forever.
That video.
No escape.

"Hey have you heard of that song that went like ballo-"
"Stop, god please stop, I can't take it anymore"
"But man its just heartbreak anniversary"
"What have you done..."

by dadazoz July 26, 2021

heartbreak anniversary

my favorite song

hey do you like Heartbreak Anniversary? Its my favorite song!

by whyauuahauiapa January 7, 2022