Calvin

a tosspot who looks himself up on urbandictionary and thinks its all about him


:P

calvin, you are such a calvin! go outside!

by gueshhoo October 8, 2008

Calvin

(Verb) to grab someone's genitalia in a public place

Eden totally just calvined that guy on the bus.

by thessgroup February 22, 2009

Calvin

Is the total sex as 'He gets all the girls, he gets all the girls'

A really well rounded character.

Calvin Harris - Sex Dude

by 12345oprah April 23, 2009

calvinism

The System of theology, defined by John Calvin, emphasizing the sovereignty of God over the free will of man, in which God undoubtedly and effectually saves His elect.

Calvinism alone is the gospel and nothing else.

by Evan May June 6, 2005

a Calvin

To be so sad that you go home drunk and alone, cry and masturbate using your own tears as lubrication.

Jon:Dude got dumped on Valentine's Day.
Ace: He's going home to pull a Calvin.

by Varnell August 7, 2006

Calvin

Someone who gets a hard-on when a woman that is about 200 years older than him touches his dick

A- Did you see what happend ?

B-"Yes that guy pulled a calvin with that old lady"

by Smartguy69666 September 12, 2016

Calvin

Calvin is a mysterious non vanilla man from upsate NY. He has a darkness in his soul that he shares with so few. The look in his eyes, and the sound of his voice will captivate most women. You can immediately sense his sexuality when he enters a room. Calvin is the type of man that everyone woman will breathe in her dreams and her lustful fantasies will take hold of her soul. The desire will be overwheling , she awaken with wet panties and a throbbing clit. Wanting Calvin. If you are one of the few to become Calvinized you will never want vanilla again. Calvin will take your mind and body to places that good girls blush about. He will use his hands and tongue in places thst will leave you begging for more.

He blindfolded me and began whispering all the erotic things his mouth was going to do to my body, I had dreamed about this moment for all my life. When his lips brushed across my ass, I knew I was being Calvinized. I would never be the same vanilla girl.

by Olivia Andersen May 24, 2018