Calvin

god-like, Calvin-NESS, What Would Calvin Do?

hey, i bet you cant throw a 50 yd pass to calvin, run around in the endzone three times, run back down the left side of the field, run around in your own endzone a couple times, break 10 tackles, run up the right side of the field, back down the left into your own endzone again, break more tackles, then run 100 yds right down the middle of the field and score a touchdown

by skatz-ness March 30, 2009

Calvin

a tosspot who looks himself up on urbandictionary and thinks its all about him


:P

calvin, you are such a calvin! go outside!

by gueshhoo August 13, 2008

Calvin

(Verb) to grab someone's genitalia in a public place

Eden totally just calvined that guy on the bus.

by thessgroup February 22, 2009

Calvin

Is the total sex as 'He gets all the girls, he gets all the girls'

A really well rounded character.

Calvin Harris - Sex Dude

by 12345oprah April 23, 2009

calvinism

The System of theology, defined by John Calvin, emphasizing the sovereignty of God over the free will of man, in which God undoubtedly and effectually saves His elect.

Calvinism alone is the gospel and nothing else.

by Evan May June 01, 2005

a Calvin

To be so sad that you go home drunk and alone, cry and masturbate using your own tears as lubrication.

Jon:Dude got dumped on Valentine's Day.
Ace: He's going home to pull a Calvin.

by Varnell August 07, 2006

Calvin

Someone who gets a hard-on when a woman that is about 200 years older than him touches his dick

A- Did you see what happend ?

B-"Yes that guy pulled a calvin with that old lady"

by Smartguy69666 September 12, 2016