Lord Calvert

An accident that occurs after imbibing copious amounts of alcohol, preferably Lord Calvert Whisky for a genuine experience.

Be careful out on the rocks! You don't want to slip and have a Lord Calvert! I am not taking you to the hospital!

by Kboomboom June 5, 2018

James Calvert

James Calvert is an amazingly talented man. A great person who you can always count on. He gets no bitches but still manages to have hoes.

He gets no bitches he is definitely a James Calvert

by Weirdoretard February 5, 2021

nigel Calvert

Nigel calvert is a man who is obsessed with cheese. Some may call it a fetish

Did you hear about what Nigel calvert did to the first years?

by Stinkersmith90 July 26, 2023

Ghost converted conservative

A person who held liberal beliefs but now have full blown switched to conservative. But have retained that they are still liberal.

Example: Joe: "Wow Jordan Peterson used to have pretty liberal ideas. Now he talks about God and capitalism, and that feminism is bad. What happened to him?"
Mark: "Yeah it's because he a ghost converted conservative."

by Jake Casper June 28, 2023

Bill Calvert

Fruity don with a drinking problem
went to warwick
loves the darts

twats his dog

Bill calvert has twatted his dog again

by BILL CALVERTS LOVER June 21, 2021

calvert hall

I go to "CHC" so I know of the bad haircuts, crappy shoes (wallabees)or whatever, and the colors on clothes that are not meant for eyes. Yeah it's a good place for education and a even better place for you and your prep duesh friends to hang-out and listen to crap bands, and get super buzzed on coors light.

CHC guy1: Hey, look who got his new BMW from their mom.
CHCguy2: Wow dude, so did you do the homework?
CHCguy1: Nah dude, I don't care because mommy and daddy will pay for life!
CHCguy2: Nice dude, wanna skip class and go to Panaera?

by A+ April 28, 2005

Stephen Colberted

The "r" is silent. This is recieving a sexual act while at a desk or podium while speaking to an audience. May include a blowjob, getting eaten out, or if you are creative enough a blumpkin.

Stacy was getting Stephen Colberted while giving her validictorian speech at her High School.

by Werty is Willing May 29, 2010