Cakey

A girl, usually from Plymouth or the surrounding areas, whose behaviour is sickly and twee. She reacts to shiny shoes by facing out her palms, pointing her fingers up, and emitting a shrill sound. She loves tiny little dogs in handbags, glossy pink lipstick and Michael Jackson songs.

"HAHA! Did you see that bird with the perm and shiny miniskirt?"
"Yeah, cakey twat!"

by PlymuffPete May 25, 2021

Cakey Cooch

When there's more fat than vagina

"hey baby why don't you bring that cakey cooch over to my place tonight?"

"Todd, if you text me one more time I'm filing for sexual harassment."

by Game Gurmps July 23, 2019

cakey wakey

jacob ross..

our cakey wakey was very cute

by ObinLaden69420 May 18, 2025

cakey visions

a bitch ass big booty ass nigga who shoots films

ayo cakey visions wit the big ass butt stfu

by rororoiido July 4, 2023

The Cakey

One person holds a piece of cake while a second person squirts on it. The Squirt Cake is fed to the third person watching.

Homesteader and in honor of Cakey

Shroom loves to eat The Cakey that WGMI squirted on.

by CryptoHomesteader September 23, 2022

cakey

Being tired and exhausted after a long day, trip.

Have you ever had that cakey feeling when you're comming home from a fun trip, and the feeling of sadness and tiredness kicks in?

by itsmemarius April 9, 2023