cake eater

One who wants to have their cake and eat it too. This person does not necessarily have to be rich to fall into this category. It is reserved for whiney people that can't make up their minds or understand why "life has to be so hard".
Cake eater: "Why am I so unhappy? I just don't know what I want, why does life have to be so hard?"

Realistic person: "Grow the fuck up and take some responsibility for your life you fucking cake eater!"
by Mike Anarch March 03, 2006
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Slang term from the 1920's meaning a lady's man. But is now used for men who enjoy the butt sex.

So, really it can go both ways, but it definately means a man-whore.
"He's a slutty, cake eater."
by Bada Bing April 07, 2004
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A person who constantly shows off for the opposite sex, often hoping to "do the dirty".
Timmy likes to go to the bars with his friends. But once there they never see him again. He's always off eating cake. What a dirty little cake eater.
by Bobby McFly August 19, 2011
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A derogatory term used by Southern and Eastern European immigrants in the first half of the 20th Century to describe Anglo-Saxon, WASPy Americans who knew little about good hearty food or ingredients.

A term used by Southern and Eastern European immigrants of Catholic descent to describe the stiffness and manner of Americans of English and/or protestant descent.
Who's ever heard of hearty "British cuisine"? Yuck! What a bunch of cake eaters.

Look at that stiff Brit in his tweed jacket. What a cake eater.

When it comes to pasta sauce, those cake eaters don't know the difference between "gravy" and ketchup.
by Saverio di Riccia September 20, 2007
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Being able to pleasure your woman orally. To go down on her, to eat her out. Since their are different types of girls their are also different types of cakes:chocolate cake equals eating out a black chick, Pound cake equals eating out a fat chick, etc...
Person 1: I walked in on Erick and his prom date, La Shonda, going at it. Her legs were up in the air and he was stuffing his face with cake.

Person 2: HAHA Erick is a cake eater!

Person 1: I guess he likes Chocolate Cake.
by ErickAlbert March 01, 2006
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Name of the Thousand Oaks High School Ultimate Frisbee team who has become an annual contender for the California High School Ultimate Championship. Known as the Cake Eaters since their first jersey had a picture of Bert and Ernie eating cake on it.
That guy on the Cake Eaters has a great flick!
by Dan the Boy November 09, 2007
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