Cafeteria Catholic

A term used by stupid Fundamentalist Catholics in order to insult intelligent Catholics who do not just blindly except everything they are told, and can reason things out, instead of believing a literal interpretation of the bible, or except every religious leaders opinions.

Im proud to be a Cafeteria Catholic, it means I am intelligent.

by handsomebwonderful December 28, 2009

Cafeteria Religion

Selecting parts from a religion instead of accepting it as a whole with all its doctrines and customs

Within the religions, many members accept parts and reject parts; this is holding by cafeteria religion since they select only specific items according to their liking like in a cafeteria, not taking the whole package deal. Also Atheism 2.0 is a practice of cafeteria religion. It accepts selected religious values but without a recognition in its absolute godly authority.

by motel November 11, 2013

The Cafeteria Lady

By far the best example of someone who has a massive hatred towards the world, usually really overweight and old and has the voice of a dying cat and a pornstar faking an orgasm.

-Hey bro can I please borrow 5 cents to buy this drink
-Nah man they'll let you get it anyway
-Just look at The Cafeteria Lady

by i'mlikeheywhatsuphello August 30, 2016

cafeteria cookies

When a woman’s Areola the size of a large Cookie.

Omg those Nipples are so huge, like Cafeteria Cookies.

by BullyStick September 25, 2019

Cafeteria food

Low quality food that looks stale and unappetizing but costs relatively cheap. Usually is tax-free. Depending on your school, there will be days where the cafeteria serves higher quality food, such as Taco Bowl Tuesdays.

Only to be eaten when your mom didn't pack you lunch, or when you're too lazy or busy to walk to the nearest food place.

My mom forgot to pack my lunch so I went to order some cafeteria food. Unfortunately all the good stuff had been sold out and was left to order one of those sad-looking dried out cheeseburgers.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021

cafetearia

A lunch-break room where da food is so awful dat you actually cry if you hafta eat there.

Miss Beazley is such a notoriously-awful cook dat Archie and da other students view her mess hall as either a "cafetearia" or a "cafetearya", in dat either they feel like whining 'n' bawling when presented with her crappy culinary creations, or they get watery-eyed from her having used too much onion, pepper, or other chemically-irritating seasoning in said mediocre preparations.

by QuacksO November 9, 2022

saban cafeteria

A poorly organized cafeteria run by people that do not know how to cook food. Unlike most cafeterias, food is only available after preordering it.

The cafeteria on the Saba University campus is a saban cafeteria

by omy_g August 5, 2011