cactus

A funny word to say at people.
Hey Radio Talkshow man, Cactus! Hahaha!
by Adam Corolla October 08, 2003
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cactus

taking the cactus or getting the cactus, term for somone riding your ass, or getting f***ed in the ass
My boss has been giving me the cactus all day.
by KevCan January 05, 2010
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cactus

To become erect, get a hard on
When me see de gal inna she short skirt, me go cactus
(When I saw the girl in her short skirt, I went cactus)
by Ortiboy April 12, 2006
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A hairy guy who shaves his chest (and possibly groin area as well), but it's never quite smooth.
My boyfriend is such a cactus, I feel like I'm rubbing up against sandpaper, I'd rather he just not shave at all!
by Cherry July 08, 2004
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Cactus

A Cactus is just an office plant but deadlier. A Cactus uses others in their workplace as collateral damage in order to gain their bosses approval. A cactus has no limits in throwing the number of colleagues under the bus but generally singles out 1 certain colleague who is already not in favour with the said boss.
Boy Sheldo has really stepped it up lately and become a cactus, just so he can get that certificate.
by The Real Plant June 10, 2018
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Cactus

The type of thing you don't wanna use to wipe your ass.
I adopted a cactus last month. I feel less lonely.
by Noodle Doodle Faloola May 28, 2020
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Cactus

person: That is such bull-cactus!
by iEatSpam June 27, 2018
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