cactus

A funny word to say at people.

Hey Radio Talkshow man, Cactus! Hahaha!

by Adam Corolla October 8, 2003

cactus

taking the cactus or getting the cactus, term for somone riding your ass, or getting f***ed in the ass

My boss has been giving me the cactus all day.

by KevCan January 5, 2010

cactus

To become erect, get a hard on

When me see de gal inna she short skirt, me go cactus
(When I saw the girl in her short skirt, I went cactus)

by Ortiboy July 25, 2008

cactus

A hairy guy who shaves his chest (and possibly groin area as well), but it's never quite smooth.

My boyfriend is such a cactus, I feel like I'm rubbing up against sandpaper, I'd rather he just not shave at all!

by Cherry July 8, 2004

Cactus

A Cactus is just an office plant but deadlier. A Cactus uses others in their workplace as collateral damage in order to gain their bosses approval. A cactus has no limits in throwing the number of colleagues under the bus but generally singles out 1 certain colleague who is already not in favour with the said boss.

Boy Sheldo has really stepped it up lately and become a cactus, just so he can get that certificate.

by The Real Plant June 14, 2018

Cactus

The type of thing you don't wanna use to wipe your ass.

I adopted a cactus last month. I feel less lonely.

by Noodle Doodle Faloola May 28, 2020

Cactus

A child-friendly way of swearing.

person: That is such bull-cactus!

by iEatSpam June 27, 2018