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Cabbage

Description given to an item or person who carries the traits of a over-conscious Gucci wearing, butt-plug sitting, nasal talking, exaggerated expense without the justifiable cause; opposite of Ghetto.
Cabbage person: Have you been to that French restaurant down the street?
Ghetto Massive: Hell no. That place is so cabbage, I am just a student.
by The Ghetto Massive May 23, 2004
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Cabbage

A green, oddly shaped, foul tasting vegatable.
A favourate among those who like cabbages.
That green lump there, it looks like a cabbage!
by Alex Wight January 19, 2004
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cabbage

To cabbage someone.
Usually a term used when trying to freak out a person who is tripping (inebriated on a psychotomimetic substance.)
I cabbed <name> out!
Dude, stop trying to cabbage me!
by ^MisterJingo^ December 18, 2003
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cabbage

(v).- The action of just lying around all day doing nothing. Often involves keeping refreshments near oneself.
I brought a pot of water with me into the TV room so I could just cabbage the rest of the day.
by B_Rock January 15, 2006
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cabbage

"I really want to stuff her cabbage."
"His douglas fits my cabbage nicely."
"We're going out looking for cabbage."
"She wanted me to go down on her, so I slapped her in the face with my douglas and said, 'Bitch, I'm not eating your rotten cabbage!'"
"I smashed her cabbage so hard there was cabbage juice on the ceiling. And my douglas."
by JW#1 November 3, 2006
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Cabbage

A hot girl, often referred to as a fine or fresh piece of cabbage. A common phrase is "I'd farm that cabbage", used the same way one would use the phrase "I'd tap that". There is also "rotten cabbage" (an ugly chick), "bushy cabbage" (girl with nice boobs) and several other cabbage and farming-related metaphors.
Bobby: Do you see that nice fresh piece of cabbage over there?

Luke: Yeah, I'd farm that

Bobby: Let's go hit on her

Luke: Sure thing bro
by Kurt Neil December 8, 2011
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Cabbage

Cabbage: cab-bage |ˈkabij| - Vulgar slang
Usage --> cabbage, cabbaged, cabbaging

Noun:

(1) a cultivated plant, eaten as a vegetable

(2) a certain area on the human body located specifically around the pubic bone

Adjective:

(1) A term used to describe something that is highly unpleasant to the senses

(2) A term used to describe someone who is behaving in a particularly unpleasant way

(3) A term used to describe something that is destroyed, ruined, or worse

Verb:

(1) A term used to insult, threaten, or other wise harm someone emotionally.
"Dude you're groin smells like Cabbage did you fuck that fat bitch again?"

"Gah, teddy's computer is so Cabbaged... I bet he's been watching porn every day for the past 20 years!"

"That flip was so Cabbage... he wasn't even close to landing it"

***Can also be used in phrases such as:

"I'll punch you in your Cabbage"

"Go Cabbage yourself"

"That is some messed up Cabbage"
by Alphabet_Soup June 7, 2009
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