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The Jerk Store Called, They're Running out of You!

George Costanza's burn that he invented in response to a co-worker telling him that "Hey George the Ocean called, they are running out of shrimp" He thinks it is the greatest diss ever, but all his friends don't laugh at it

From the show Seinfeld
George: The Jerk Store called, They're running out of you!
Jerry, Kramer, and Elaine: Ehhhh
by Sinatrafan77 January 8, 2012
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so-called president

Donald Trump. A way to refer to the man in the highest public office without degrading the dignity of said office. Can be used with or in place of his name.
Person A: Did you watch the so-called president's inauguration?
Person B: Hell no.

At 6 a.m., so-called President Trump tweeted, "children with cancer are weak losers. Sad!"
by UncleJoeBiden January 14, 2017
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china called...

Usually on a forum, when a user posts a very long block of text, with no paragraphs for separation, it is very difficult to read and looks like a "wall of text".

The full version is "China called, and they want their wall back" (Referring to The Great Wall of China), but is usually abbreviated to just "China called..."
User #1 *A very long single paragraph of text*

User #2 China called...
by Ns5.X August 16, 2010
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a tribe called quest

an amazing and nearly overlooked hip hop group.

lyrics include: "responsibility is something i can't deny, illegalities are a narcissists reply" and such. if you haven't listened to them it's never too late
a tribe called quest is on another level.
by bpmbrent April 25, 2009
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Johnny Bench Called

A way to infer that a woman has an old worn out vagina. The full phrase would hypothetically be "Johnny Bench called, he wants his catcher's mitt back."
My girlfriend: "I told you 23 times to pick up my dry cleaning and take out the trash!!!!"

Me: "Johnny Bench called..."

My Girlfriend "What does that mean?"

Me: "What?"

My Girlfriend: "Who is Johnny Bench?"

Me: "Whats my Jdate password?"
by Art_Vandalay July 15, 2010
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I called myself

A phrase generally used when describing a failed or fake attempt at an action in American slang.
I called myself modeling, but I was taking pictures for my blog.

I called myself cooking, but that burnt piece of chicken couldn't even qualify as food.
by CurlyBandit December 31, 2010
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