An example of copsplaining is: When you are doing nothing wrong, they are committing an unlawful act against your will, you lecture them about what the law really is, and they give you a friendly command about being safe so they can bullshit about what they were doing to you in the first place.
by Heckler The Dragon December 1, 2018
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Camping cops are players in Roblox, often in a game called Jailbreak that take arresting criminals to another level.
From camping the bank exit, to waiting outside the museum parking lot, to camping the jewelry store roof, to even camping the old punchable box exit on both sides.
You aren't even safe from them on the Train, Donut Shop, and Gas Station.
They will do anything just to get the cash ($200 or $240 VIP Bonus), or even to annoy you for fun.
They are often referred to as "no life" "no lifer/s" "camper" etc
The most notorious camper is a Roblox YouTuber that goes by the name of NubNeb.
You can easily get provoked by campers and end up breaking your keyboard. (That's if you've got anger issues)
With alot more updates coming to Jailbreak, campers will have more and more ways to camp and ruin your Jailbreak experience.
Camping cops are players that take arresting criminals to another level.
Here are some common examples of what some criminals type in chat after they're handcuffed.
"im reporting you camper"
"OMG camping noob at bank!"
"YOU HAVE NOLIFE"
"Stop camping idiot"
"Get arrested nub you salty? Hmm?"
*criminal breaks keyboard*
"Camping no lifers all over the place boys"
"Yeah lets leave the server"
Camping cops are players in Roblox, often in a game called Jailbreak that take arresting criminals to another level.
From camping the bank exit, to waiting outside the museum parking lot, to camping the jewelry store roof, to even camping the old punchable box exit on both sides.
You aren't even safe from them on the Train, Donut Shop, and Gas Station.
They will do anything just to get the cash ($200 or $240 VIP Bonus), or even to annoy you for fun.
They are often referred to as "no life" "no lifer/s" "camper" etc
The most notorious camper is a Roblox YouTuber that goes by the name of NubNeb.
You can easily get provoked by campers and end up breaking your keyboard. (That's if you've got anger issues)
With alot more updates coming to Jailbreak, campers will have more and more ways to camp and ruin your Jailbreak experience.
Camping cops are players that take arresting criminals to another level.
Here are some common examples of what some criminals type in chat after they're handcuffed.
"im reporting you camper"
"OMG camping noob at bank!"
"YOU HAVE NOLIFE"
"Stop camping idiot"
"Get arrested nub you salty? Hmm?"
*criminal breaks keyboard*
"Camping no lifers all over the place boys"
"Yeah lets leave the server"
by Αsad January 28, 2019
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A TV show that films police arresting very small-time criminals.
EXAMPLE OF TACTICS USED:
A) A group of 5 tough-looking undercover officers ask a skinny little kid to buy $10 worth of weed. They then arrest him. Who wouldn't buy a bag of weed if you thought it would save you from being murdered by a group of thugs?
B) Prostitutes asking men if they want a $5 fuck. Then arresting them. I'd pay any half-decent chick $5 for a fuck.
EXAMPLE OF TACTICS USED:
A) A group of 5 tough-looking undercover officers ask a skinny little kid to buy $10 worth of weed. They then arrest him. Who wouldn't buy a bag of weed if you thought it would save you from being murdered by a group of thugs?
B) Prostitutes asking men if they want a $5 fuck. Then arresting them. I'd pay any half-decent chick $5 for a fuck.
That sort of behaviour is called 'entrapment' in Australia...None of that shit would ever hold up in court.
by Diego November 9, 2003
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Get the cops mug.-a witty response to a ridiculous statement made by a friend or foe
-scarcastialy meaning that:
a)you don't care what they said, aka "call the cops" because you don't give a damn
or
b) what they said was so friggin crazy that you are shocked!"call the cops because that's a stupid idea"
-scarcastialy meaning that:
a)you don't care what they said, aka "call the cops" because you don't give a damn
or
b) what they said was so friggin crazy that you are shocked!"call the cops because that's a stupid idea"
a) friend: "O-M-GEEEE! Bobby asked me out!!!!"
you: "Whoop-de-doo he asks everyone out, Call the Cops."
b) friend: "So last night I tryed yellow showers with Bobby"
you:"WHAT!? Call the Cops! Ew, that's crazy!"
you: "Whoop-de-doo he asks everyone out, Call the Cops."
b) friend: "So last night I tryed yellow showers with Bobby"
you:"WHAT!? Call the Cops! Ew, that's crazy!"
by NattyNo March 31, 2011
Get the Call the Cops mug.The most pointless thing bought with Andover,MA ppl's taxes. They drive around, with nothing to do, on the prowl for anything they can pull you over for and get away with. Whether it be a license plate that is a tad loose, you pulled out of a house that had a few people over, your car is yellow, red, happens to look like its from Lawrence, your wearing a hat backwards, your in a car that costs under 10k, your coming back from the highway, your out late, theres more than one person in your car, they've pulled u over before, they know you and don't like you for no reason, they just feel like it, you beeped around them and they thought u were beeping at them, if they saw ur same car COLOR do something earlier that day..but it wasn't you, your under the age of 20, you have music on...normal volume, your coming out of a road a park is on, your driving.
Lawrence cops do their fucking job, don't EVER pull you over for stupid shit, and get the shitty cruisers, while andover cops drive around mint condition kept up expensive luxury cruisers, and all they've ever done with them is see how fast they can pull you over when your now 5 minutes away from where they saw you driving out of a place they sit and jerk-off watching for action...what action? someone might throw a juice y fruit gum rapper out their window!
Worst part is they think their bad ass. Honestly, talk to one that doesnt know you, their the most cocky bastards in the world and turn any new recruit they get from a chill dude into a dick sucking james bond wanna be.
To the town of Andover, my grandmother would do a better job of protecting you than these people.
To the ppl of andover, their never gonna go away so the best thing to do is something actually wrong, then when they pull you over its for a legit reason.
To the andover cops: congradulations on finding a job that pays a lot to do nothing but look like fairy's to anyone that watches you go about your business.
Lawrence cops do their fucking job, don't EVER pull you over for stupid shit, and get the shitty cruisers, while andover cops drive around mint condition kept up expensive luxury cruisers, and all they've ever done with them is see how fast they can pull you over when your now 5 minutes away from where they saw you driving out of a place they sit and jerk-off watching for action...what action? someone might throw a juice y fruit gum rapper out their window!
Worst part is they think their bad ass. Honestly, talk to one that doesnt know you, their the most cocky bastards in the world and turn any new recruit they get from a chill dude into a dick sucking james bond wanna be.
To the town of Andover, my grandmother would do a better job of protecting you than these people.
To the ppl of andover, their never gonna go away so the best thing to do is something actually wrong, then when they pull you over its for a legit reason.
To the andover cops: congradulations on finding a job that pays a lot to do nothing but look like fairy's to anyone that watches you go about your business.
ask tj, ask alex, ask chris, ask anyone from ahs.
"Yo guys its andover cops menstrual cycle maxi-pad time"
"You mean its this time of the month in andover?"
"No, its all the time in andover."
"Yo guys its andover cops menstrual cycle maxi-pad time"
"You mean its this time of the month in andover?"
"No, its all the time in andover."
by the good people of andover December 24, 2008
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by The king Friday September 7, 2013
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