cubic buttload

adj. The greatest amount imaginable. Much more than a heap, a fuckton, an asston, an assload, and even a shitload, or any other word meaning "a great quantity."

The speed limit is 55, not 155, son. You're in a cubic buttload of trouble!

by Dan Weyandt June 7, 2013

buttload

a large load, of about 108 imperial gallons (491 liters). From the middle-english 'butt' (n), which is a large cask/container used for storing liquids, esp wine

I drank a buttload last night and had to get my stomach pumped from the resulting alcohol poisoning

by The Little Lebowski June 9, 2005

jurassic buttload

The apex of all buttloads.

Seth: "Dude, there's a buttload of chocolate in the kitchen!"
Jason: "Like a human buttload?"
Seth: "No! A jurassic buttload!"

by nurseawesome February 24, 2014

buttload

Measuring an amount of something using butts.
The size varies because there are different sizes of butts.

Student 1: How much homework do we have to do tonight?
Student 2: I don't know. Let me see. *Sits on homework* I guess a buttload of work.

by pseudoworm December 5, 2012

Metric Buttload

A very large quantity in an unusual number or configuration (otherwise it would be an ordinary/English buttload). Compare: metric shitload and metric fuckton, which both designate a very large, but expected, quantity.

She carried a metric buttload of coffees out of Starbucks.

by DTM :<| January 16, 2005

buttload

More than one person can carry in two hands. Actually has 2 different sources of meaning. 1. From the large size of some women's rear-ends. If you put one hand on each asscheek, it's still too much to handle. 2. The suprsingly large amount of something that a doctor or customs agent is able to find hidden in someone's rectum.

Your mamma was so thankful to me that she gave me a whole buttload of your CD's.

by Word Walock January 11, 2004

Buttload

A buttload is 4.3 pounds. Usually describing how much ketchup you need at fast food places.

Person 1:How much ketchup do we need?
Person 2: A buttload
Person 1: That's 4.3 pounds, are you serious??
Person 2: Yes, everyone needs a buttload of ketchup.
Person 1: Oh you! Always on top of things.

by LarkSprite October 14, 2009