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Vern Barnett

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Someone who takes credit for the work of others because they are incompetent. Often fidgeting with their face during conversations, a Vern Barnett is completely oblivious to how disgusting they appear to those around them.
That Vern Barnett really came off as an asshole when they took credit for Steve's work, picking at his face during the entire meeting made him look like a joke.
by RobertBlood August 5, 2019
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Matthew Barnett

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A rapist from Rapetown, USA (aka Maryville, MO) who preys on the young and vulnerable/unconscious. His tactics include leaving victims to die in freezing temperatures, calling in political favors from his Grandpappy and encouraging friends to harass victims, or in some instances, even burn down their homes. Matthew is known for his exceptionally long neck and $10 DUI fines.
Mary: Hey, how is that long necked rapist over there not in jail?!

Jane: oh, that's Matthew Barnett. His Grandpappy called in favors for him, including the destruction of evidence.

Mary: hide yo kids, hide yo wife!!
by Poofor October 17, 2013
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Christopher Barnett

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Hi, I am Christopher Barnett. I am a man of weirdness and oddness; I am eccentric, white and nerdy, and a great friend.
Having me as a friend is a real privilege because I will never leave you, even when you want me to.
Christopher Barnett sent a meme that changed me from the inside... In a bad way!
by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020
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burkett

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A boy who is a total creep. He txts every girl he can get his hands on. Only to ask to sext or to hangout so he can hook up with the hundreds of girls he texts. Too bad nobody texts back =
Person 1: did that boy text you yet

Person 2: yea he is a total creep

Person 1: what a burkett
by a girl this dick texts August 12, 2012
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barnetto

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A cocktail made predominantly from citrus fruits as follows:

4-5 limes crushed in a straight glass
single lemon vodka
single london gin
fill with crushed ice
top up with lemonaide
Mine's a Barnetto or give me your finest barnetto bar keep

The Barnetto is currently being served in london, stockholm, milan and dubai
by Barnetto boy October 17, 2008
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blue eyed brunette

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the absolute hottest combo. when natural. usually is forign but so so hot on a white american chick.
-dude did you see that new exchange student?
-hell yeah, that blue eyed brunette ..ID DO HER!
by Paul BayBay January 16, 2008
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burgettstown

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a small town in pa. usually know for wanna be rappers, 13 year old thots, drug deals & school robberies.
Man, that girl is definitely a burgettstown thot.
by gjakjrjtjndjsbdje April 12, 2016
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