burlap

Like gnarly, only more so.

Dude, the waves look so burlap.

by This guy May 13, 2005

Burlap Dancing

Burlap Dancing is combination of Burlesque Dancing and Lap Dancing whererin the customer is bundled in a Burlap Sack while a retro vintage go go strip tease is performed at a safe and respectable and classy distance in front of him.

Popularized in the 1940s and 50s after STD ridden soldiers returned home from the Far East and wanted safe and repressed hot stripper action.

Gunny Von Sachsen was a popular Burlap Dancer in Detroit and Chicago.

Burlap Dancing is known for a high rate of chafing.

by revsaintmichael May 26, 2010

THE BURLAP

This is the newest form of S.T.D. it is transmitted by having sexual intercourse with an old bag.

That 65 year old skank gave me a bad case of the burlap when she sat on my face

by Phillbo February 11, 2008

Burlo

the name of a very small packaged, unfunny human being, often with pasty skin and lame jokes

ew such a dejabru from last night did you see the burlo i went home with

by Mitch Mitch March 10, 2009

Burlap Sister

A prostitute/whore.

I'm gonna make you my burlap sister!

by Yoshemo October 5, 2010

Burlco

Nickname for Burlington County NJ. Don't really need a huge explanation here...just understand that the coolest people around come from Burlco.

Dang, how is it possible Dave and Tim are so awesome? Oh, they come from Burlco!

by Burlco Rules May 14, 2015

Burlap

Extremely homosexual. Into butt stuff.

That male dancer was full on BURLAP!

by Bojangle'sluver June 14, 2018