shmee burgler 

A guy that goes out of his way to steal an ugly girl from a guy.

That guy is shuch a shmee burgler

shmee burgler by Stags June 21, 2008

Sperm Burgular 

Someone who sneaks up in the middle of the night to suck your cock while you sleep.

Jane: Jim, why do you look so drained?

Jim: I awoke last night to find a sperm burgular sucking my dick.

Sperm Burgular by Spooky is Back September 26, 2006

Spackle burgler 

A person who licks his own half dried cum from his girlfriend’s mouth after she falls asleep

Hell dude, I waited till my girl fell asleep then I licked my own cum from the corner of her mouth. Does that make me a spackle burgler?

Spackle burgler by spank-the-monkee June 10, 2018

sexual burglary

A criminal offense that combines the act of breaking into a building or residence with a sexual assault.

Sexual burglary is distinct from other crimes because the primary goal is often the sexual gratification of the offender, though there may also be theft of property. Often the items stolen are fetishistic in nature, such as perfume or undergarments.

sexual burglary by bitchuck August 22, 2025