Bumfuck Egypt

Any of the many extremely remote and inhospitable military outposts where U.S service men or women are assigned to serve.

For the last year of my hitch, they sent me to Bumfuck Egypt to guard the sand.

by Walt Alexander March 20, 2004

Bumfuck, Missouri

Any small town in Missouri (usually in the Ozark Mountains) that's full of meth heads and crack dealers.

The movie 'Winter's Bone' was shot near one.

Not to be confused with every town in Missouri.

"You think Detroit is rough? Try growing up in Bumfuck, Missouri."

by Henry the Llama May 2, 2012

East Bumfuck

1) A location of unknown origin where the worst possible shit is likelly to happen.

2) The worst place in the history of ever.

Some fagstack stole my car! By now it's in East Bumfuck!

by Vinic March 31, 2003

East Bumfuck

parking too damn far away from where you need to be

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

east bumfuck

Directions: Drive a couple of hours into the middle of no where. When you get to that point, it's only a few more hours away!

east bumfuck Is no were

by Game mode 0 July 23, 2018

East Bumfuck

A place you didn't intentionally wind up at, much to your, or other people's dismay.

OH SHIT, MAN...... You got us friggin' lost way out here in East Bumfuck!!! I don't even have a clue what planet we're on here!!!

by Carlbigman February 25, 2008

east bumfuck

the WORST place on earth, where they eat pickled pig feet, and burn sofas.

Dude, where the fuck do you live? East Bumfuck?

by John Ostroverski December 7, 2006