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Bata Bullshitter 

A Trent University student who spends most of their time outside the Bata steps talking about things that they pretend to feel, dreams they won't chase, and hoping that staying in school will never allow them to confront their failure to chase their dreams head on.
T: I really want to have my own place, go to grad school, and really live for myself. It's all other peoples' fault that I can't accomplish these things.

N: Trust me, grad school's great. It's alot of fun...wonderful. I dream of being a prof, or just having sway over other peoples' fertile young imaginations because someone torched mine so long ago that it'll render me thoughtless to how I treat others permanently. Academics is the place for me.

Geez, there's alot of Bata Bullshitters out today
Bata Bullshitter by camdamily October 15, 2008
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bullshitter 

someone who tells you all about their millions of castles all around the world, and their own island that no one else knows about, their 10000s of musical intruments that dont excist the list goes on and on and on...
bullshitter by mwahahaa November 8, 2004

Compulsive Bullshitter 

Someone who lies consistantly about anything big or small.
Usually "bigs up" personal experiences/gains
Compulsive Bullshitter would say:

"i have a £35k diamond encrusted rolex in a safety deposit box" or "i am Steve Irwins childs god parent yet i didnt go to the funeral"

AKA Nick West

Bullshittery 

Bullshittery, is basically bull shit x10.

Someone keeps making the same damn mistake over and over, then it's bullshittery.
Person 1: Hey, P2, you stole money didn't ya?!
Person 2: P1!!! I ain't taken any more of your bullshittery!

Bullshitter 

Someone who lies about themselves in order to a) impress people (namely vulnerable/gullible men and women) and b) to evade the reality of who they are.

Most lies are erratic, far fetched and extreme exaggerations of true events.
Don: Yeah, I was out to dinner at the Ivy when she proposed to me but I said no....I own 3 properties in the UK....I have a PHd in Chemistry and went to Oxford University....But I had a job on the railways as a signalman, a train driver, all at Euston...I have so many fifty notes in pocket I need to get some change...Women only go for me because of the money I have...

Jim: Really mate? Then why are you driving a crappy van, living in a crappy apartment, borrowing money from your 'mates' and chasing after women half your age? You're such a Bullshitter.
Bullshitter by Roger Has a Hard-on February 23, 2012

Secret Bullshitter 

Someone who makes up bullshit stories and tells them to people saying " Its a secret, dont tell anyone " often refered to as a cunt.
1st person: Hey Guess what i've heard, but you cant tell anyone "

2nd person: (thinks to himself) oh, here we go, another secret bullshit, stupid secret bullshitter, what a cunt!
Secret Bullshitter by kevtucks January 29, 2009

Albeano Bullshitter

Someone who lies and is full of shit about everything. Don't know which way is up
Albeano Bullshitter by Notned92 September 26, 2018