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U-bend U-boat

A turd that is submerged in the U-bend of the toilet like the german submarines (U-boats) used to hide beneath the surface of the sea. 9 out of 10 U-bend U-boats are unflushable in the average toilet.
For fucks sake, that U-bend U-boat just won't flush! Pass me the bog brush Dave, it turd bustin' time!
by MSN NINJA April 19, 2009
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Friender Bender

Times when your hanging out with a friend and you decide to do something gluttonous.
"Yeah Friender Bender.
You know our post ablum tradition of drinking around the world until we black out together." Metalocalypse
by pebot June 24, 2012
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Bend over and I'll show ya

The comeback to end all comebacks.
Person 1: Where did you leave the _______?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

Person 1: What the hell happened to my _____?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.
by Alyson March 31, 2003
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I Don't Bend That Way

1. Something you say to someone; when someone says something that sounds Gay, or its something that you do not want to partake in. It is typically used as an expression used against someones suggestion, idea, question. Utterly it means NO. Like straight up.

2. I guess you could also use it to tell someone to stop it when they are trying to crack your back or stretch you out.
- "Hey dude do you like sausage?"

"I Don't Bend That Way!" No

- "Ouch that hurts...I Don't Bend That Way!"
by CrunkMonk3y January 2, 2012
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benderitis

1. When you catch a case of the bends (being a bender*,hockey type).
3. You can't skate, shoot, or pass; you virtually are playing at the worse possible level.
2. It is very hard to get rid of it and the only file on record is from one, Bryan Lowe. And he states that the only way to get rid of the bends is to jerk off a lot and don't play hockey for two weeks.
-You don't want to catch benderitis, a few players of the Midwest tornados had it and never got rid of it.
-Benderitis will get you benched and if you catch it long enough possibly kicked off the team.
- I have caught benderitis and I couldn't shoot or skate, very bad situation but thankfully I only had it for one game.
by Alex Digirolamo December 12, 2007
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bendescend

When someone (usually a friend) oversimplifies a concept or needlessly lowers register during casual conversation.
Ben: It would be quite fortuit...lucky if that happened.
Den: Really? Did you just bendescend me?
by okhotnik1 October 20, 2015
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Big Bend

A town in southeast Wisconsin, mainly consists of drunk white people, a pretty boring place, but if your into getting fucked up it just might be the place for you!
by EJP420 October 14, 2008
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