clutching your brownies 

"Clutching your brownies"
When two people want to be together but both are afraid to initiate it

Hey quit clutching your brownies and ask her out

clutching your brownies by Lunch Time Combo May 15, 2014

Dude, I wanna make brownies 

When someone wants to make brownies into which they have cooked their own feces in order to prank someone they have decided is no longer their friend.

Joe:Dude, I wanna make brownies.

Bob:Good idea, we'll give 'em to Carl. I'm getting sick of Carl.

Dude, I wanna make brownies by Aika March 4, 2010

Baking brownies 

To fart excessively for an extended period of time

"Hey, what's that smell?"
"I think that guy over there is baking brownies"

Baking brownies by CLERKINATOR January 10, 2010

hash brownies

Brownies baked with marijuana for the intention of getting high.

You want some of these hash brownies?
Yeah, I need to get stoned.

hash brownies by Sonya June 29, 2004

Bridget brownies 

brownies that have been baked to perfection, usually with chocolate chips, and enjoyed by everyone. so much so, that friends will eat the brownies without permission when Bridget is not in the room.

Oh man, all the brownies are gone! They must have been some bridget brownies.

Bridget brownies by bddancer14 September 3, 2010

Slutty Brownies 

(N).- brownies that don’t know they’re loved so they share themselves with everyone.

(N).-brownie batter, cookie dough, and oreos all baked together to create an orgasmic sensation.

Did you try those slutty brownies that Susan made? Dude, they left me wanting more!

Slutty Brownies by browniebaker1002 December 20, 2018

taking the brownies out of the oven 

a elaborate way to tell someone you're going to take a massive shit, the oven being your hot, stinky ass. see also taking the browns to the super bowl, dropping the kids off at the pool

Hours after raping the local chinese buffet, Blake's ass reminded him to take the brownies out of the oven.

taking the brownies out of the oven by Cory Bovard December 8, 2004