Jordan Brooks

Jordan; A beautiful girl that is really funny, And she is a model. She is an amazing girl! -Truman(;

Jordan Brooks; A pretty amazing girl.

by Bestrunningback97 December 23, 2011

brooklyn 99

A great show starring Andy Samberg and Terry Crews. You can watch this for days and not get bored. They also have great jokes.

Jerry: Hey Carl, Imma watch Brooklyn 99.
Carl: Dam Jerry dat show gud.

by Phantom1457 August 28, 2019

Preston Brooks

Preston Brooks was a Southern, pro-slavery Congressman from South Carolina. He is most famous for attacking Charles Sumner, an abolitionist, IN THE UNITED STATES SENATE BUILDING by hitting him multiple times on the back and head with a walking cane. Sumner suffered brain and spinal cord damage, leaving him unable to attend to his senate duties for months afterwards. Yes, Brooks was reelected.

Today, pulling a Preston Brooks is used as a euphemism for behaving inappropriately violently in a situation in which such behaviour is not deemed acceptable.

"The art teacher gave Michelle a B on her watercolor, so she stabbed him in the eye with a brush. I think he might be permanently blind. I think she got away with it too, because her parents threatened to sue the school."
"Wow, that's some Preston Brooks level shit, man."
"I know."

by SophiaChicken September 28, 2013

brooklyn baby

A term for a girl who is from Brooklyn and is also a hippy (feathers in hair, listens to jazz music, etc...)

That Brooklyn baby smokes a lot of hydroponic weed, man.

by Satan_del_rey March 15, 2018

Brooklyn Meatloaf

the act of taking a dump in somebody's oven and then slowly baking it so that the smell permeates through the entire residence.

i left a brooklyn meatloaf at john's apartment while he is away on vacation

by Mr. Meatloaf December 11, 2007

brooklyn nine nine

THE BEST SHOW EVER AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT KILL YOURSELF

that show is great
ya that show is a real brooklyn nine nine

by NO_CAKE_FO_U November 21, 2017

brooklyn shower

When you just put on a bunch of deodorant, brush your teeth and muss up your hair instead of spending the time to take a shower.

Peter Davis was running late, but he smelled bad, as usual, so he just brooklyn showered and got going.

by peterdavis666 September 8, 2013