Bronson

can of beer, specifically used in reference to a cheap, watery beer such as Bud/Coors light.

Typically used in conjuction with the subject-descriptor "hoser"

Get off your lazy ass and toss me a Bronson, you hoser! The game is about to start!

by Evan Smethurst December 15, 2003

Bronsonite

The hardest material known to man.

Charles Bronson is made of pure Bronsonite.

by Face Stabber September 11, 2005

Bronson, Florida

A town with one traffic light. The only words of inspiration here are "git-r-done". What's for dinner? Well hell, you best bet beef or deer. Things are done a little differently in Bronson, Florida. We fix everything with duct tape and think trash is treasure.

Only in Bronson, Florida will you find ghetto rednecks.

by killerbanana December 23, 2010

Bronson

Other half; someone who you cannot be without.

I miss you so much, you are the Bronson to my Johnson.

by lonelygirl928 February 8, 2010

Bronsonian

When you squint your eyes and talk through your teeth with a tough, yet nasally tone, ala Charles Bronson.

An example of Bronsonian speak:

Bronson Child: Hey ma, I want some cookies!
Bronson Mom: No dice.
Bronson Child: Dis ain't ovah.

by saulgoode42 January 16, 2008

Bronson

The art of finding a reason to leave work early

That guy is pulling another Bronson by trying to make THE GREAT ESCAPE and get out of work early again, he must have DEATH WISH because when the boss catches on....

by Platinum taco September 30, 2006

Bronson

A beer of any type.

Im going to the store anyone else need a 12 pack of bronsons?

Im going up to the bar I will get this round of bronsons.

by Bigbona February 4, 2010