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Broadway Shit Show

A type of shit show (see also: shitshow) that is distinctive due to the clear lack of morality and blatant disregard for consequences for actions that is exhibited by all involved. (Preferably brought about by copious amounts of alcohol)

This alcohol must be dangerously delicious and also violently colorful to stimulate the senses accordingly.

“Broadway” is simply to denote the absolute and total debauchery that will undoubtedly permeate the atmosphere (might be mistaken by one's nose as the smell of random sex and fruity vodka). This takes its roots from the connotation that a Broadway show is the epitome of showmanship and live entertainment.

There can be no rules at all for behavior, except those put in place to keep traditional morals out of everyone's minds. Ex) All drink and all clothes must disappear by 2am.

A Broadway Shit Show should be impromptu, but can be planned as long as this planning does not detract from the shenanigans that must occur to earn the gathering this exclusive title.

The only real rule for a Broadway Shit Show, (hence why you probably haven't heard of one before), is that Fight Club rules apply.
::This means that this particular type of shit show must be a total secret to all except the participants, 40% or more forgotten due to imminent head injury (be it physical or chemical), and last but not least completely out of any reasonable human being's comfort zone (hence the likeness to Fight Club's supposed mind cleansing properties).
Dude last night was a TOTAL Broadway Shit Show. And i cannot believe that it was all her idea.
by ISwearItsNotMe July 6, 2010
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Broadway, VA

A small hicktown in western va that nobody likes. They're a bunch of inbred hicks that drive their tractors to school and think they're athletic. Most people agree that they belong in West Virginia...
1: Those two are dating, I thought they were cousins..?
2: oh ya, they're from Broadway, VA
by Bwaysux March 10, 2015
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broadway bully

One who bullies the Streets of Broadway in Buffalo New York, The Greatest gang ever created, unstoppable, formidable, one who kicks the shit out of harlem hustlers
Tim ; Jim totally whooped ass last night
Johnny ; yea he did
Tim ; He totally Broadway bullied him
Johnny ; Yea he should be a broadway bully
by Da Rock January 8, 2009
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Broadway Joe

A term for performing oral sex. Involves two guys and a gay black man.
"Me and Tim just performed a Broadway Joe on Bob."
"Nice man!"
by bvvgn February 8, 2015
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broadway bully

One who bullies the Streets of Broadway in Buffalo New York, The Greatest gang ever created, unstoppable, formidable, one who kicks the shit out of harlem hustlers
Tim ; Jim totally whooped ass last night
Johnny ; yea he did
Tim ; He totally Broadway bullied him
Johnny ; Yea he should be a broadway bully
by Da Rock January 9, 2008
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Broadway and First

A shitty acoustic-pop band in Fountain Hills, Arizona. Features a TERRIBLY off-key vocalist and a mediocre guitarist.
If I listened to an entire song by Broadway and First, I would have to shoot myself in the temple.
by Twain Mark August 9, 2008
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Broadway Cinco

AKA Stage 5 Clinger. Anyone who doesn't get the idea that the person they want, wants nothing to do with them. The name of the game here is denial, and it can lead a person down a slippery slope of unhappiness or embarrassment in the end. First sign of a Broadway Cinco would be a girl/guy who is down to suck your dick or similar act within 1 hour of seeing you, and then ends up being obsessed with you despite any heroic actions on the part of the man/woman.
Jerry Jabilo - Looks at girl with sexual intent, "Hey girl.."

Nicole Thompson - "Why hello there good sir," elequently

spoke Nicole.

Jerry Jabilo - "Shall we run off into my room and F-U-C-K?"

Nicole Thompson - "I'll do you one better ;)"

Jerry Jabilo - "What do you have in mind?"

Nicole Thompson - Nicole pulls a small box out of her purse, "Here is the finest cut diamond in the world...now ask me to marry you!"

Jerry Jabilo - "Holy fuck I gotta get outta here, we've got a Broadway Cinco on our hands"

Nicole Thompson - "NOOOOO! PLEASE, come back! I thought we had something special."

Nicole Thompson - "Oh well, he still loves me..."
by Quagmier December 9, 2012
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