A secret society of talented, synchronized farters who covertly gain entry into important events to quietly pass huge amounts of putrid smelling gas before making quick and stealthy exits.
As soon as Attorney General Barr began his comments to the press and his eyes began to water uncontrollably, he knew he’d been hit by the Silent Fart Brigade.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019
Get the Silent Fart Brigade mug.Often called "CAB" for short, the concerned adult brigade is any group of equally disgruntled people (usually 35 or older) united together for an absurd and often unnecessary cause. These are the people who run neighborhood watches, regularly attend PTA meetings, deem things "inappropriate", complain to authority figures, overreact on issues, chaperone parties, file noise complaints, call parents, actually check movie and game ratings, work at the FCC, and generally meddle in the affairs of the youth.
Members of the concerned adult brigade come in many forms though are recognizable by their running-for-senator hairstyles and "sensible" shoes. Almost always women.
Members of the concerned adult brigade come in many forms though are recognizable by their running-for-senator hairstyles and "sensible" shoes. Almost always women.
Girl #1: "So I watched sesame street yesterday for no reason. I thought you said Katy Perry was gonna be on it!?"
Girl #2: "Ugh, she was! But the Concerned Adult Brigade saw her outfit and started bitching. So they pulled the episode off the air."
Girl #2: "Ugh, she was! But the Concerned Adult Brigade saw her outfit and started bitching. So they pulled the episode off the air."
by Hikarichan16 March 19, 2011
Get the Concerned Adult Brigade mug.A magazine written by homeless artists. Started up by Briggsy this magazine has never sold a single copy because it is such pretentious bollocks.
by Gordy Frigmahole September 21, 2006
Get the Briggs Issue mug.Fire departments with a significant employe base of female firefighters. Coined, 'Baking Soda Brigades', due to common usage of baking soda in the extinguishing of small kitchen fires.
by AdamLuke July 9, 2010
Get the Baking Soda Brigade mug.Someone slow, dimwitted or stupid - another way of saying "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer". Also, someone who stands out in a crowd as being particularly unintelligent.
Marisa: Why does Eric even bother talking in class - he has no idea what he's talking about.
Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!
Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!
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Guy 2: Yea, nothing in this world will keep you down.
Guy 2: Yea, nothing in this world will keep you down.
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