Berection

An erection from a bird that is a male

I saw a berection in the trees at school today mom

by Cr4zed June 7, 2018

Brereton Break

A process of introducing a half time break to any large meals to allow previous food eaten in meal to begin to digest. Named after founder Edward Brereton, the break can be named after the surname of who ever is taking the break, for example, Joe Bloggs could have a Bloggs Break

'You gonna finish that big mac?', 'ye once I finished my Brereton Break'

'I'm going to save my potatoes for after my Brereton Break'

by Joe Falk February 21, 2010

Joe brereton

This means hes ewwww and i wanna annoy him.

This means joe brereton is a piece of poo who can't treat me right and has a hickey of charlie Robinson :) harry maddd !

by Randomakewords.x June 4, 2019

BRERETON

To fuck up the word contradiction. When someones jokes are so shit they're funny

Your so BRERETON

by Dumbumrum June 3, 2018

Breerection

Physical reaction due to uncontrollable delight at the prospect of homemaker-related activities.

You're coming to visit next month? OMG we must have a mixer, a dinner party and I will make roast beef, rice, apple pie and I shall have all our friends over and have drinks. Your guest room will have amazing bedsheets, new pillow and decor and it will all be spotless! I just had a breerection!!!!

by Fabu Nelly March 30, 2009

Prerection

1. The stage of erection in a penis before it has reached full hardness.

2. The mental stage of arousal before a physical arousal change in the hardness of a penis.

1. John- "Dude.. I don't wanna stand up, I have a prerection and it might show."
Mike- "Me too!"

2. John- "Dude.. I had such a prerection when I was looking through that playboy, but my dad walked in on me.. Needless to say I didn't achieve boner-ness.
Mike- "That blows."

by Reklaw Yeoj June 7, 2011

Baerection

The act upon a male strolling or pacing quickly through a field of dead babies, to which upon he shall state down at his penis and realise 90% of all the blood in his body has rushed to his penis.

“Oi Gilbert, I dare you to walk through this field of dead babies and don’t get a Baerection!”

by Crustybanter994 January 9, 2018