Breaded Lobster

The act of inserting ones throbbing member into sand prior to intercourse; it's usually implemented as an instrument of revenge resulting from a terrible date.

That bitch didn't pay for her meal, so I told her we should take a romantic walk on the beach. She did not realize my underlying motive of slipping her the BREADED LOBSTER!

by Joseph Lefebvre June 21, 2010

the breaded chicken

The act of having sex on the beach pulling out slapping your dick in the sand then putting it back in

"i did the breaded chicken move and she didn't like it"

by beach boy 88 January 15, 2009

Breathe

What you usually say to someone to get them to calm down. Espeically if they're hyperventilating.

Breathe, buddy.

by I am me. But not thee April 7, 2010

Breathe Carolina

A Electronic, and screamo band.
Which lyrics are very sexual.
Nothing close to emo.

Johnny: What are you dancing to Jeff?

Jeff: Breathe Carolina, Duhhh! This music so good i could bang a chick listening to it.

by Getttin some :) March 30, 2009

breached shit

The really annoying shit that comes out and lands in the bowl sideways, so it won't flush, which then requires you to use a toilet plunger to straight it up so it goes down.

Man, I just took a breached shit. Hope you don't mind all the shit all over your toilet brush...

by archane January 18, 2008

I can't Breathe

Often used by guilty people when apprehended by police. These people often scream "I can't breathe" but in reality it means "I'm Guilty"

Child killer Keith Moses continuously screamed "I can't breathe" as he was apprehended by police after murdering 3 people including a 9 year old girl.

by ShoeGod420 February 28, 2023

breathe

To inhale air. It is known to be very dangerous if unprepared while breathing.

Boy1: Hey man what're you doing?
Boy2: I'm breathing, but I'm being careful cuz i dont wanna get hurt.
Boy1: It's not worth it man, you could die. I don't even breathe anymore.

by penguinat4 September 10, 2009