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Winter Break Syndrome

The feeling of disappointment when one's dream that their expectations for a fun and relaxing winter break is shattered by the reality that it is boring as hell.

Symptoms include:
1. Copious amounts of laptop usage
2. Sleeping as much as humanly possible, or superhumanly if one is particularly sloth-like
3. Mass texts to friends to see what they are doing
4. Watching movies with parents only to be asked every 5 minutes "I fell asleep, who is that person?"
5. Family relatives you could ignore at school swarm over you en masse, destroying any privacy you hoped to have
Mass Text: Suffering winter break syndrome, save me...
by Icky Sicky Vicky December 21, 2010
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San Antonio Breakfast Salad

When a man is getting his salad tossed, he ejaculates on the back of his hand just before shitting in her face. When she pulls away he backhand slaps her across the head.
Meredith won't return my calls after I gave her a San Antonio Breakfast Salad.
by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016
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Mental breakdown

When life hits you like a truck
by Wild dik dik November 18, 2018
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stroke break

similar to a smoke break, but instead of smoking, the person jerks off
Wow!! this project is really stressing me out. I'm gonna go take a stroke break. Be back in a few
by workaholic694u November 2, 2011
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gas station breakfast

A redbull, slim-jim and a candy bar eaten as a meal for breakfast. Easily purchased at every single gas station in america.
On my drive from New York to Los Angeles all I ate the whole ride was the gas station breakfast.
by GiantsOLB53 December 22, 2020
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Mental breakdown

Usually occurs at night or during math class, when you suddenly burst into tears due to immense pressure or stress. May also be caused by being overwhelmed.

A mental breakdown may cause you to be a real jerk to your friends during one
They can last from 2 minutes all the way up to a couple of hours
Sam takes the IBDP (schooling system) and therefore has at least 2 mental breakdowns a night
by Every night bro February 20, 2018
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on break baby

On a Break Baby – Is when someone, usually a man, has a child while “on a break” from a serious relationship. (i.e. long-time girlfriend or fiancé). When news of the love child with the “side piece” or “jump-off” is revealed, the man’s only option is to confess to fathering a child while “on a break” of the relationship.”
Ex. Did you hear that Joe and Lisa are engaged and expecting a baby?
That’s great news! I didn’t know Lisa was pregnant.
She’s not. Joe had an “on break baby” when he and Lisa were broken up.
by Doolittle 12 January 2, 2014
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