Beantooth

(V) When you're at dinner and your significant other tells you "I love you" for the first time, and you respond by showing them the bean that is stuck to your tooth.
(N) The bean that is stuck to your tooth.

Person #1: "I know we've been dating for a while, and I want you to know that I love you."
Person #2: *Awkwardly smiles, revealing the bean skin stuck to their tooth (beantooth)*
Person #1: *facepalm*
(optional) Person #2: "I've bean loving you for a while"

by YouOnlyLiefOnce May 10, 2017

Brainfoodian

Human whom only eats "brain food"

Shes a brainfoodian, she doesn't eat red meat or junk food because they slow down the brain functions.

by Tannerisms91 June 16, 2017

Brainboobitis

A neurological condition in which a woman's brain migrates to her breasts. This results in the patient having large boobs and empty space where her brain should be. This is the official medical term, but is more commonly referred to as air head or ditz when applied to a woman with big tits.

Friend: That hot girl at taco bell turned out to be fucking stupid.

Me: She suffers from brainboobitis.

Friend: Oh, I see.

by Dahounian February 19, 2009

Brainnostic

Brainnostic is the proper term for Filache, or oral sex of the mouth.

My girlfriend gave me some brainnostic last night.

by Ken Hale February 21, 2008

Brainmouth

A condition found in animals from the planet earth(primarily humans)in which the animal loses the ability to NOT speak every single word they are thinking. The verbal words are spoken about 1/trillionth of a second (actually faster than the speed of light) after the thought of the words in the brain itself.

Dad walking down street with 3 year old daughter bump into an extremely overweight acquaintance of dad's.

Dad:"Hi Lyndon."
Lyndon: "Hi Chuck."
Gracie(3-year-old daughter poking finger into Lyndon's large soft belly):"Mr. YOU have a FAT tummy!"

Gracie would at least momentarily be experiencing "Brainmouth".

by Squarezup November 3, 2008

brainout

Someone with no brains (nothing upstairs).

That bitch is brainout! Good thing shes got that body 'cause her head is empty.

by SpornStar December 9, 2007

Braintext

v. Sending a message without communication through ordinary channels.

n. A communication sent or received without actually calling, talking, writing, emailing or texting.

"Hello? That's so funny... I was literally just calling you... I must have sent you a braintext!"

by Ziggy_Susan March 29, 2009