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by Anonymous August 18, 2003
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Boregasm

n / v1 - An orgasm achieved by pure boredom

n / v2 - Masturbating to nothing in particular, out of boredom

n / v3 - An orgasm achieved by listening to any song by Borgore, due to it's filthiness
1 - Holy christ... Why won't the f***ing history teacher just shut up?! I swear, I can feel a boregasm arising.

2 - So bored... I feel so worthless. I boregasmed like 3 times today, 'cause I had nothing better to do

3 - AF;AJF;LDSKFHHFJAFHJAKLFJA;907u79873j90 sorry, I was listening to Love by Borgore, and I boregasmed all over the keyboard. I had to clean the crap off my keyboard. Totally wasn't expecting that first drop.
by Netugi January 26, 2011
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boregasm

When you get so bored you just start masturbating out of sheer despair.
I was bored last night I started masturbating for something to do, though boregasms are not as satisfying as sex...
by Ovidien February 18, 2007
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boregasm

noun, verb: the result of or act of reaching the apex or climax of boredom; Filling one's capacity for boredom to the extreme boundary
Dude, this class is so boring that I just boregasmed

Oh yeah? Well I had three classes today...triple boregasm.
by Caitlin+Courtney March 4, 2008
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boregasm

(bor- gasm) n. Similar to an orgasm but not quite as fun, a boregasm is a spasm of muscles in the body that occurs at a moment that is incredibly boring. --boregasmic or boregastic- adj.
"Wow dude, listening to your story gave me a huge boregasm."

"That tv show was totally boregasmic in every way."

"I had the most boregastic time at that party"
by Cailin and Chloe August 15, 2005
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bodegabrella

A cheap, dingy umbrella you buy at a local mart or bodega when you are in a desperate rainy situation.
I left my umbrella at home and it's starting to rain. I'll just buy a bodegabrella to get me through this one!
by AA7181986 April 28, 2010
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Bodegaprint

BodegaPrint is a commercial texture with an undetermined origin. It is primarily used to seduce New Yorkers. It's for everyone and it has everything anyone could ever want or dream of.
Damn have you seen the new bodegaprint on Houston and 3rd?
by Big Human August 19, 2014
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