boxer

hyperactive dog that licks, chews, and slobbers unrelentlessly.
This boxer just shit on my floor
That boxer is humping my leg
by John Doe November 12, 2003
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Boxer

A guy who gets lots of pussy; a pimp.
Dude fucked three sloots last night, he a boxer
by Agent_Orange March 19, 2004
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Boxer

A gay person who engages in the activity of punching someone to hit on them. Usually, they do not even realize their strange method of flirting is very annoying to others.
1. Man, Anderson just keeps saying, "wanna box?" He just gave me a sore arm!
Yeah, I know, he's a boxer.

2. "Let's box!" - "No, I'm not a boxer, go away."

by nanolyxtix April 15, 2009
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Boxer

Someone who's profession is the manufacturing of boxes.
Two men are having a disagreement.

Zac: "Back off mate! I used to be a semi-professional boxer you know"

Alan: "Really? Let me see your hands...Wow! They're huge! You must have been really good at making boxes!"
by Athans July 06, 2011
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boxer

an evil invention that if participating in an athletic activity, will only lead to badly bruised balls!
2 years ago, i ran track with boxers on and my testicles felt like they wer being twited an frozen!OW!!!!!!!!!
by Briefboy September 20, 2008
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boxer

1)a brain damaged moron
2)a really cool dog that also slobbers
1)me think not good coz me boxer
2) slobber, slobber, slobber
by i like dags September 27, 2003
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BoXeR*

The most widely accepted meaning of the word BoXeR* is someone who gets annoyed when they join a public server and get raped by n00bs.

In pure frustration you can observe this specimen join a server, get totally owned by other freezetagers, at which point he will utter one of his catch phrases like "fckn n00bs", "take you all on at osp" or "ffs spam" and then promptly disconnect.

The above phrases literally traslate to such things as: 'Im leaving because its my time of the month and I cant handle loosing' or perhaps: 'Your more skilled than me, but Id rather quit than admit it'.
BoXeR* was railed by fish
Blue scores!
BoXeR* was electrocuted by pen1s
BoXeR*: ffs noobs
BoXeR* disconnected
the donn: lol
ele: piss off hax
DEEMS:rofl
by pwndj00n00b February 26, 2004
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