boregasm

when you are really bored and suddenly a gorgeous woman bends over in front of you.

Dude, my math teacher is so boring. If it wasn't for Janie giving me that boregasm i might still be asleep.

by jibbaahh12477 June 18, 2009

Bowgasm

Bowgasm: Noun. Intense joy, followed by rhetorical questions and tears of joy or sorrow after seeing a double rainbow. Usually involves psychedelic substances.

Bear: Look at that rainbow! It's almost a triple rainbow! It's so beautiful. What does it mean? (sobbing and crying ensues.)

Vasquez: Dude, you just totally had a bowgasm.

by His Royal Flyness August 8, 2010

boregasm

Refers to the one moment after a long streak of boredom where you just can't take it anymore and you have to do something fun.

Geeze, the final speech of the Republican National Convention almost gave me a boregasm.

by Pinko the Klown September 4, 2004

premature boregasm

Like a boregasm, but before the boredom actually sets in. As a boregasm happens during the course of boredom, a premature boregasm may occur while the teacher is announcing a new project, lecture of a boring topic, or paper. Associated are moans, sighs, and grunts of pain and/or suspected pain to come.

Man, I thought I would have a boregasm in class today, but it turned out alright.... until she assigned us a new essay.... premature boregasm right there on the spot....

by THEPARROTMASTER March 24, 2011

boregasm

an invisible orgasm. also known as a snoregasm. the opposite of a whoregasm.

wow, that was a total boregasm. please leave.

by tensacross January 24, 2011

Bowlgasm

The act of beating your meat while also having a bowl movement.

Justin was in the bathroom for so long because he was having a bowlgasm

by Dickbitchcuntlol May 10, 2018

Bolergasm

Coined by sports commentator Craig Bolerjack, a Bolergasm is what the body feels after witnessing a great play, pass, block, or game winning shot.

Most often used when Mehmet Okur, former NBA champion and star of the Detroit Pistons and the Utah Jazz would hit a clutch 3-pointer.

Example:
As "The Money Man" Mehmet Okur hits the game winning 3 to put the Jazz over the Lakers, thousands of fans and current voice of the Jazz Craig Bolerjack climaxed to Bolergasm.

Bolerjack: "Memo...Money...OOHHH YESS!!!"

by eichs22 October 6, 2013