bouncer

A bouncer is the first face you see when entering a bar, pub, or night club, and how they treat you often sets the mood for the night. they make sure everyone who enters the establishment is of legal drinking age, not overly intoxicated, dressed according the the bars dresscode, not carying any weapons or drugs. They tend to be large and muscular. their job is to make sure that the bar is safe for the customers and bar staff alike. the bouncers duties inside the bar are to eject overly drunk people and trouble makers, and to prevent and break up fights, make sure people pay for their drinks. If you treat a bouncer with respect, most will act in kind. If you act like an asshole, chances are you will wake up in an ally in a pool of your own blood with serious head trauma.

"I called the bouncer a pussy, that was the last time I saw out of my right eye"
"I gave the bouncer at the door a fifty and he let me and my friends in right away, without cover charge too!"
"that bouncer saved my ass from getting jumped, I'm gonna buy him some drinks for after he gets off work"

by BurnabyDan December 28, 2005

boulder holder

A fucken bra. For someone with big tits, or "Shoulder boulders".

"Hey, that girl just removed her boulder holder and I saw her norks."

by Grant Nicholas March 12, 2004

Bouldered

There are 4 words for kinds of hard earth matter: pebbles, rocks, stones, and boulders. correct?

So why always say "I am stoned" when you are so ripped that you can barely function? the word "stoned" is too general

"Hey dude, you ripped right now?"
-"Yeah man, I'm bouldered!"
"Damn, what are you doing?"
-"Uhh. sitting. TV is cool"

by Ryan H. K. March 10, 2008

boulder wash

Stone washed denim clothing that is taken to the next level. "Boulder washed" attire can come into one's wardrobe through an extreme means of natural wear and tear (usually beyond the article's reasonable lifespan), or can be purchased in a store for far too much cash.

"Damn son! Where's Doc and the Delorean nigga!? You really rockin them boulder wash jeans to Dave's party!? Yo dude, them shits is bleached more than Shandra's weave and you got so many holes in em, bitches gonna think I found you back in 1984 for real son!"

by orangedmc July 6, 2010

Boulder bro

A guy climbing easy boulders (under V5) shirtless.

Hey mate look at these boulder bros on that V2.

by Morhoes July 21, 2021

butt blunder

the accidental insertion of ones penis into the anal canal of a woman during sexual intercourse .

during their first romantic interlude between gus and sue, gus performed a butt blunder, and needless to say, their session terminated quite abruptly.

by dakevster August 22, 2008

bunder

Uk slang:
a nice, "peng", arse
normally used by "roadmen" or maybe in a "chavvy" secondary school
(both other UK slang)

peng= something that looks real good
roadmen= guys on the streets acting like they're all that

chavvy: root word "chav" a person who acts like a roadman,always spraying cheap perfume and is super rude and likes saying "what are you lookin at?"

Roadman: "dat gyal got sum bunderr!"
Roadman 2: "yes mate that be looking pengg!"

by JazzyBaguette November 8, 2020